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Alan Hahn and Wally Szczerbiak Caught Talking Shit About Kristaps Porzingis

Kristaps, protect ya neck out here. The streets ain’t safe no more. In the summer, it was reported that Porzingis skipped the end of season exit meeting because he heard that Jeff Hornacek called him a pussy. Now the MSG crew is ripping him off air. Not great.

I mean in Alan Hahn and Wally Szczerbiak’s defense, they’re absolutely correct. Kristaps says that he wants to be an All-Star this season. You know how to ensure that you don’t make the All-Star team? Have a -20 +/- when you’re on the floor. You can’t be a black hole out there on the court.

Kristaps should be completely murdering fools and instead, he’s out here missing weird jump shots and getting shimmyed on left and right on defense. There’s a reason why every NBA expert is totally writing off the Knicks. No one believes that Porzingis can lead a team and he is doing his best to prove them right.

Better shot selection and not leaving his feet on every pump fake would be a pretty good start. Can’t wait until he becomes the next Carmelo Anthony just as the prophecy foretold.




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