I’ve been quiet about my Huskers this season because they’ve decided that they were going to get blown out of every single game. It’s not a great look living in New York and having to explain to people that your favorite college football team lost 56-10 to Michigan in an absolute bloodbath.
There hasn’t been much to write about this year regarding the Cornhuskers. I’m kind of just waiting for the bleeding to stop. I spend my college football Saturdays dreading the inevitable blowout loss to every Big Ten team. Nebraska is about to play Wisconsin. I’m sick.
On the other side of the coin, Alabama is so dominant that they don’t even need to play their star quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa.
Tua Tagovailoa by the quarter:
1st: 30-42, 596 yards, 8 TDs
2nd: 24-27, 337 yards, 4 TDs
3rd: 12-19, 228 yards, 2 TDs
4th: 0-0, 0 yards, 0 TDs
— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) September 30, 2018
Alabama is murdering teams so badly that Tua hasn’t even thrown a single pass in the 4th quarter. The Alabama backup QBs, Jalen Hurts and Mac Jones, have combined 6 passing touchdowns in their garbage time 4th quarter minutes.
Nebraska starting QB, Adrian Martinez, has only thrown 3 touchdowns. Jalen Hurts has thrown 37 passes this year. 5 have been touchdowns. Martinez has thrown 77 passes. 3 were interceptions. Life isn’t fair.
Alabama has unlimited talent.
Every time a player enters the NFL draft, Alabama gets like, 10 new even more talented players to replace them. Nick Saban is really out here creating these players in a secret lab underground while Nebraska is struggling to field enough players to even compete.
Life isn’t fair. College football is dumb. Alabama is illegal.
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