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Al Franken is in Trouble For Grabbing a Chicks Boobs While She Slept

On the day of the show Franken and I were alone backstage going over our lines one last time. He said to me, “We need to rehearse the kiss.” I laughed and ignored him. Then he said it again. I said something like, ‘Relax Al, this isn’t SNL…we don’t need to rehearse the kiss.’

He continued to insist, and I was beginning to get uncomfortable.

He repeated that actors really need to rehearse everything and that we must practice the kiss. I said ‘OK’ so he would stop badgering me. We did the line leading up to the kiss and then he came at me, put his hand on the back of my head, mashed his lips against mine and aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth.

I immediately pushed him away with both of my hands against his chest and told him if he ever did that to me again I wouldn’t be so nice about it the next time.


Not a great look for Al Franken out here grabbing tits when women fall asleep and sticking his tongue in girl’s throats for ‘work’. Reallll tough to shake of this accusation, ya know, with this photograph of him doing it and all.

But in his defense, can you blame him? I mean, just look at Leeann Tweeden. This is the type of woman you purposely write a sketch in which you write in a kiss so you can lick the roof of her mouth against her will. She is the type of woman you wait to sleep and then you start going to work.

Shout out to Al Franken for taking the smoke off Roy Moore who is currently getting buried for banging little girls. Congress is a great place to be a creepy motherfucker.




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