7 Things That Really Bothered Me About Star Wars: Rogue One

4. Not Enough Darth Vader

I can say with complete confident that the final sequence of Rogue One is the best 4 minutes of the movie. In the original trilogy, Darth Vader is the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy. Everyone feared him. Up until this point we’ve only really seen him against Luke and the gang. This was our first opportunity to see him from a rebel soldiers perspective and it was horrifying.

Just hearing him breathing in the dark and then all of a sudden seeing a red lightsaber gave me chills. Straight out of a scary movie. I honestly wish I paid to see 2 hours of that. Just Vader force choking bitches and cutting fools in half. I might go back to Rogue One this weekend and walk in exclusively for the last 5 minutes.

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