5 Things the New York Knicks Need To Do In The 2017 Offseason

4. Learn the fucking Triangle.

I don’t want to sit here and give any praise to Phil Jackson. He has been awful and I’m going to pretend like Derek Fisher and Kurt Rambis never happened. But as much as we all yell at Phil for forcing this team to learn the triangle, can we really say that the offense is archaic and outdated if the team straight up refuses to even try it.

Just fucking learn the triangle. I don’t care if it’s too difficult or complex. You are adults who get paid millions of dollars to play this sport. Maybe instead of getting strippers pregnant,[3. #TeamLaLa] we can open up the playbook and study. If it fails then at least we know for sure that the triangle can’t work. Until then, just learn the fucking triangle.


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