Brett Favre is famous for stealing government money that was designated for welfare recipients in Mississipi and using that money to renovate the volleyball facility at his daughter’s college. Some people also know him as the guy who used to throw footballs to the opposing team all season long. It should shock no one that […]
In March, the New England Patriots signed tight end, Mike Gesicki, away from division rival Miami Dolphins, to a 1-year $9 million contract. Gesicki joins JuJu Smith-Schuster as Mac Jones’s new offensive weapons. In his first interview with the Boston media, Gesicki revealed that he and Mac Jones and developing an interesting little relationship: Mike […]
Lamar Jackson has officially become the highest-paid player in the NFL following an offseason of getting dragged in the mud by every single NFL media member. Everyone wanted to tell Lamar why he doesn’t deserve a big contract anddddddd now he’s up a cool $260 million. In an interview with ESPN, Lamar shared his goals […]
The 2023 NFL Draft first round is complete. The picks are in. That little teeny tiny quarterback from Alabama was taken no. 1 overall. A bajillion trades were made for no reason. Everyone’s mock drafts were wrong. And with every major event, there are winners and there are certainly winners. Let’s start off with the […]
All eyes will be on the Carolina Panthers and Houston Texans who have the numbers 1 and 2 picks while also having clear holes at the quarterback position. So while everyone is debating whether Bryce Young is too small or if Anthony Richardson is the next Josh Allen or if CJ Stroud is too black, […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Trade compensation, per sources: Jets get: 🏈Aaron Rodgers, pick No. 15, a 2023 5th-rd pick (No. 170). Packers get: 🏈Pick No. 13, a 2023 2nd-rd pick (No. 42), a 6th-rd pick (No. 207), […]
This week, the NFL suspended 5 players (4 Detroit Lions and one Washington Commander) for betting on sports games. Lions wide receiver Quintez Cephus, safety C.J. Moore and Commanders defensive end Shaka Toney have been suspended indefinitely. They have to apply for reinstatement in a year and beg for their careers back. Lions receivers, Jameson […]
If I’ve learned anything listening to NFL draft coverage over the years, it’s that no one understands how to properly evaluate quarterbacks. Not NFL organizations, not college football media, not NFL media and not fans. No one understands what it takes to succeed in the National Football League which means we have to list off […]
This week, Jalen Hurts became the highest-paid player in the NFL after signing a 5-year $255 million contract extension, including $110 million guaranteed upon signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles’ QB Jalen Hurts’ salary-cap numbers for the next four seasons after today’s $255 million extension: 🏈2023: $6.15 million 🏈2024: $13.56 million 🏈2025: $21.77 million 🏈2026: […]
This article is going to hurt writing. I am about to write something that defends Mac Jones—a guy who seems like he’d call me a racial slur if I beat him in a beer pong game at a frat party. Mac Jones seems like he calls women “bitches” after he DMs them begging for pussy […]
Cam Newton announced this week that he’d be throwing at Auburn’s pro day so he can get in front of more team scouts and hopefully, rejuvenate his NFL career. ÄÜßÜRÑ ₽RØ DÄ¥ wē ÄČTÎVÄT£D‼️ 3/21 ÄÜßÜRÑ, ÄŁ‼️😈#šhïñëTHRŪthëŠHÄDĒ#ñøtFØRłïkëšJŪŠTførŁÏFĒ -1ØVĒ🤟🏾 pic.twitter.com/b3I1OiZCgK — Cameron 1 Newton (@CameronNewton) March 20, 2023 Let’s see how it went: HOLY HELL, Cam […]
Last week, the Miami Dolphins traded for Jalen Ramsey who is joining forces with 2-time All-Pro and 4-time All-Star, Xavien Howard, in the secondary. In a division with Stefon Diggs, Garrett Wilson and now JuJu Smith-Schuster, the Dolphins are putting the right pieces together. And now Jalen Ramsey can show up on the first day […]
At the end of February, the Washington Commanders released Carson Wentz. While the Packers and Jets are playing chicken over Aaron Rodgers and teams are pretending as if Lamar Jackson is asking for a billion dollars and the blood of their firstborn sons, Carson Wentz somehow remains unsigned. Carson Wentz is such a unique talent […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Former No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $8.5 million with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, per sources. Mayfield is now in line to be […]
Aaron Rodgers is dominating the 2023 NFL Offseason and I have some thoughts about all this foolishness… 1. Aaron Rodgers led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory in 2011. 2. He hasn’t been to a Super Bowl since. It’s been 12 fucking years since Aaron Rodgers played in a Super […]
Dan Orlovsky is one of the best NFL analysts over at ESPN these days. Masterfully breaking down and explaining what’s occurring on the field while still maintaining a level of entertainment—not falling into the typical ESPN schtick of having some incredibly annoying bias they think is funny or interesting, derailing the program like Mike Greenberg […]
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