Jake Haener is a quarterback we all just found out about this week when it was reported he’d miss 6 games for breaking the NFL’s PED policy. Haener’s suspension is for violating the PED policy, per source. https://t.co/yKtYj2KyhH — Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 6, 2023 The rookie 4th round pick out of Fresno State was […]
Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension. Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf — Adam […]
The NFL is only as interesting as its players. They can pretend it’s the ‘shield’ and Rob Lowe can wear his generic NFL hat but the players make the league. Otherwise, we would’ve watched the XFL and USFL. No one did that. The Rock runs the XFL and I guarantee he did not watch two […]
In 2022, Tom Brady was the most divorced man in the world. He sucked at his job and he looked like he had skipped several meals because it’s difficult to maintain your appetite when you’re weeping. Until he was spotted getting cozy with Russian model and the mother of Bradley Cooper’s child, Irina Shayk. Tom […]
The entire 2023 NFL preseason has been centered around the San Francisco 49ers and Trey Lance. The moment San Fran announced Sam Darnold would be the QB2 ahead of Lance, all hell broke loose. I think sports fans and the NFL media love pointing out when franchises make very obvious mistakes because it’s an easy […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Cardinals trade S/LB Isaiah Simmons to the #Giants for a 7th round pick, per @AdamSchefter pic.twitter.com/GD7Zgwkicq — Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) August 24, 2023 The New York Giants acquired Isaiah Simmons from […]
Aaron Rodgers’s offseason started with him vanishing from the face of the earth for a “darkness retreat” which is a wealthy man’s way of just going to smoke crack in a cave for a while. Plenty of drug addicts have gone missing after a long bender but Rodgers did the fancier version that cost thousands […]
The NFL is the last sport where men are allowed to be men. Real quick, here are the 3 places where you’re still allowed to be a guy: 1. The NFL 2. Donald Trump’s cabinet. 3. The Jiffy Lube break room. Anyway, these players are our modern gladiators. And sometimes practices get real—punches get thrown. […]
Jameson Williams was selected with the no. 12 pick in the 2022 NFL Draft by the Detroit Lions after a season in Alabama where he led the SEC in receiving. Then he tore his ACL and missed most of his rookie year in Detroit. He has one career catch. A 41-yard touchdown. But still, just […]
Trey Lance was selected no. 3 overall in 2021. He’s 23 years old. And he’s only thrown 102 career passes but this offseason, he has become a punching bag. For a guy who’s barely had a chance to play due to season-ending injuries, people sure seem comfortable talking about him like he’s the worst quarterback […]
Every year around Oscar season, there is a universally beloved white savior movie that wins every award and gets praised for tackling the difficult issue of race by portraying a white person as the reason for a black person’s success. From Dangerous Minds to The Green Book to The Help, there always has to be […]
As a Giants fan, I was forged in the fire of Eagles hatred. That hatred grew in the postseason last year when the Eagles sonned the Giants in the second round. But if they lost to the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship game then we were about to see one of the funniest […]
Colin Cowherd is the most popular sports radio host in the country. All of his segments are sharp, finely-tuned, art. This week, he did an incredibly well-researched segment breaking down which quarterbacks in the NFL have no chance of ever winning a Super Bowl: On today’s show, Colin Cowherd mentioned Dwayne Haskins as one […]
Indianapolis Colts star running back, Jonathan Taylor and Colts owner, Jim Irsay are at WAR. Taylor is ready to get his payday while Irsay is freshly awake from a weekend-long bender and wants nothing to do with paying a running back. NFL Running Back situation- We have negotiated a CBA,that took years of effort and […]
Something incredible happened over the weekend at the Indianapolis Colts facility. Owner, Jim Irsay, had a Saturday I’m sure he will regret and that’s exactly what makes him the best owner in the league. Star Colts running back, Jonathan Taylor, has been in a quiet dispute with the team over a new contract. So naturally, […]
Don’t you just hate it when you spend all of your free time begging local massage therapists to leave their studios and meet you in hotel rooms or at your house so you can leverage your celebrity to pressure professional women into becoming sex workers against their will and then suddenly the whole world hates […]
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