This week, the Minnesota Vikings announced the signing of their new general manager. Seattle’s assistant GM, Nolan Teasley, is taking everything he learned working alongside John Schneider, building a Super Bowl championship roster brick-by-brick. Following a disappointing 9-8 season, highlighted by first round QB, franchise guy, one of the worst statistical single-seasons in the history […]
Giants QB Jaxson Dart is laundering his local celebrity to stump for republican congressional candidates… New York Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart made a surprise appearance Friday to introduce President Trump at an event to campaign for Rep. Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.). “What’s up, what’s up, what’s up. Look, Big Blue Nation it’s a pleasure to be […]
Every time I open my phone, there’s a new photo or report about New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diannia Russini. Vrabel had to miss the third day of the NFL Draft last month, attending therapy sessions to keep his family together. A lot of evidence shows […]
The 2026 NFL Draft was last week. A major event shifting the NFL’s power balance, and with every major event, there are winners, and there are losers. So many losers. Let’s start with my beloved New York Football Giants… Winner: New York Giants This could and should just be 10,000 words about how great the […]
We’re closing in on the 2026 NFL Draft. Not the most exciting ever. No big, franchise-altering QBs incoming. Maybe a handful of defensive world eaters but even they’re potential is almost entirely dependent on their draft location. No real aliens in this draft but we’ve got some interesting storylines, nonetheless. So here are the 7 […]
Earlier this month, we all discovered the secret relationship between NYT reporter Dianna Russini and New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel. The two lovebirds caught, fingers locked, in a hot tub, chillin with no makeup on, photos sent directly to the New York Post’s inbox. Their shield against the incoming arrows, a story about […]
#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo. NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension. pic.twitter.com/u807BevKxV — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 19, 2026 […]
Dexter Lawrence Bullet Billing through double teams, The Revenant Bear vs. Leo’s ass. 30.5 sacks, 103 QB hits in 7 years. Sexy dexxy diamond dancing, showered in L’s, new managers whispering empty promises, boss playing keep away with the pay raise, former coworkers draped in gold, for sale sign staked in the lawn. Who can […]
For years, NFL reporter Diana Russini’s been the foremost expert on all Mike Vrabel news, including a scoop from “anonymous sources”, revealing Vrabel was “too big and intimidating” for employees working in NFL front offices. Turns out, Peter Parker isn’t just randomly running into Spider-Man mid-city-saving. Diana Russini and Mike Vrabel are close. Dianna Russini’s […]
At 24-years old, Los Angeles Rams star wide receiver Puka Nacua deemed unable to control his impulse to bite women and proclaim his hate for Jewish people—shipped off to rehab—his friends, family, employer and lawyer all hoping they can cure his illness. Why is Puka Nacua in rehab? Puka’s Google calendar stuffed with attorney zoom […]
NFL free agency is over. I’ve declared it so. (Also this has been sitting in my drafts for two weeks for no reason, my bad) Only Pittsburgh waits for its QB to emerge from the rain forest, shaking off a brutal payote hangover. Before we start looking at this month’s draft, let’s review all the […]
Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013. pic.twitter.com/xp7gvXxYJf — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 10, 2026 Jets Receive: QB […]
The Baltimore Ravens shotgun blasted the NFL offseason doors off, trading two first-round draft picks for Raiders star pass rusher Maxx Crosby. Baltimore only recorded 30 sacks last year—one of the worst teams in the NFL—and lacked a game-wrecking star. Maxx Crosby fixed both leaks. 4 days later, the Ravens snuck into the Raiders team […]
New York Giants owner Steve Tisch is the NFL’s biggest representative in the Epstein files, emailing the notorious pedophile in pursuit of new Slovek castaways Jeffrey would unchain to serve the movie producer—when he wasn’t tricking young daydreamers into sex for acting credit exchanges. Two months later, no breaking news report from Adam Schefter, detailing […]
Jaxson Dart deserved the Rookie of the Year trophy solely off the strength of the talent (or lack thereof) around him. Once WR Malik Nabers and RB Cam Skattebo suffered painful season-ending injuries, Dart relied on Wan’Dale Robinson and civilians who won some sort of Mark Wahlberg-Invincible-esque local New Jersey tryout. With Wan’Dale Robinson joining […]
6 win season. Star QB on crutches following ACL surgery. Pockets tapped. After trading 25-year old All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie to the LA Rams, Kansas City looked like they’d be spending the offseason begging pawn shop owners but nope, they just added one of the best running backs on planet Earth. Super Bowl MVP RB […]
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