New England Patriots down 10-13, feet up, comfy in field goal range. Barring an embarrassing, psyche-destroying missed field goal, sending Patriots kicker Andy Borregales into a downward spiral, alcohol on his breath at the team facility tomorrow, fights with the Mrs., nights spent looking for fights, soon, the voices arrive… OR A miraculous field goal […]
The post-Tom Brady Tampa Bay Buccaneers served as the perfect landing spot for the ailing Baker Mayfield. Outside a dramatic start for the LA Rams—signing with the team, learning the playbook and starting within 24 hours—Baker seen as a bust, a former no. 1 overall pick failing to reach expectations. Tampa Bay Buccaneers rescued him […]
Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the main character storyline that’ll flood the podcast-class and the wild card factor that’ll propel them to the Super Bowl. Today, […]
Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the main character storyline that’ll flood the podcast-class and the wild card factor that’ll propel them to the Super Bowl. Today, […]
35-year-old Aaron Donald returns to the NFL to sign a 1-year, $20m contract with the Los Angeles Rams, running it back for one last job with the 2026 Super Bowl favorites. Donald retired following a successful 2023 campaign, 8 sacks, 16 tackles for loss and 23 QB hits to help the Rams sneak into the […]
Billionaire Jed York handcuffed this weekend trying to get his weewee infected by a Heartland hoe. [RELATED: Totally Innocent Man Sells NBA Team To State] Jed York, the owner of the San Francisco 49ers, is leaving jail today following his arrest. Caught hiring prostitutes in East Palestine, Ohio, forced to spend the night in a […]
A decision was made: Cleveland Browns head coach Todd Monken announced Monday afternoon, Deshaun Watson will start Week 1—telling the world they are not interested in winning football games this season and will try again next time. Coming off a putrid preseason underperformance, 5-for-12 with 36 yards and an INT to a DT—handing out Xbox […]
Following a disappointing preseason performance, the returning Deshaun Watson shared how hurt he was to hear the local Cleveland Browns fans boo him. Here’s what Watson told ESPN reporters post-game: “I think the whole world knows it has nothing to do about the performance,” Watson said. “It’s a little bit [more] personal than that. So […]
With the New York Giants only a few weeks from their season-opener against the Dallas Cowboys, they decided to sign the running back who will lead the team in rushing. Former Steelers and Chargers running back will sign a 1-year deal to join a crowded running back room full of his future backups. The New […]
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is pointing a gun at fans, warning them their sport—like everything else in this country—is about to get worse, re-establishing his desire to add international expansion teams. “At some point, there will be NFL teams outside the USA. I have no doubt that this will happen one day,” A new record-setting […]
It sucks when the bad thing that’s obviously going to happen, happens. When the rain clouds fill skies to inevitably drop water on our scalps. When you drink too much and wake up the next morning feeling exactly as hungover as you expected. New Orleans Saints rookie wide receiver limped into the 2026 draft with […]
The Minnesota Vikings house two quarterbacks. One, a former No. 1 pick who flicks a ball 90 yards down the field with ease, tiny and hurt, sure, but the arm flex mighty. The other, literally the worst quarterback of 2026. Shockingly, it appears Minnesota will be selecting the former as their QB1. JJ McCarthy led […]
With the NFL season weeks away, I think I’ll try to give every team a preview, or as many teams as I can before opening night. I will be ignoring preseason, as we all should. Instead, let us ask 7 big questions heading into every team’s 2026 NFL season. Let’s start with the New York […]
From “The Guy Who Didn’t Trust Big Pharma But Then Played For Woody Johnson, The Johnson & Johnson Heir, Literally The Face of Big Pharma”, I bring you “Guy Who Believes Vaccines Were Designed To Control Us Purchases Local Police Technology Designed To Control Us” An investigation published by FOIAball’s David Covucci on August […]
I. Love. Quarterback. Competitions. Teams have entire offseasons to acquire talent and when asked the identity of their Week 1 starting quarterback, arguably the most important position in sports, some coaches’ kindest responses are “we’ll see”. The upcoming 2026 NFL season has some interesting QB battles. Most notably, the awkward power struggle in Minnesota… Let’s […]
The Minnesota Vikings were so close. [Gun pointed to temple} Always have been. They watched Sam Darnold leave to win the Super Bowl, in front of Bad Bunny, while JJ McCarthy was statistically one of the worst quarterbacks in NFL history, Carson Wentz shattered his elbow and Max Brosmer accidentally became important at work. Minnesota […]
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