This week, Jalen Hurts became the highest-paid player in the NFL after signing a 5-year $255 million contract extension, including $110 million guaranteed upon signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles’ QB Jalen Hurts’ salary-cap numbers for the next four seasons after today’s $255 million extension: 🏈2023: $6.15 million 🏈2024: $13.56 million 🏈2025: $21.77 million 🏈2026: […]
This article is going to hurt writing. I am about to write something that defends Mac Jones—a guy who seems like he’d call me a racial slur if I beat him in a beer pong game at a frat party. Mac Jones seems like he calls women “bitches” after he DMs them begging for pussy […]
Cam Newton announced this week that he’d be throwing at Auburn’s pro day so he can get in front of more team scouts and hopefully, rejuvenate his NFL career. ÄÜßÜRÑ ₽RØ DÄ¥ wē ÄČTÎVÄT£D‼️ 3/21 ÄÜßÜRÑ, ÄŁ‼️😈#šhïñëTHRŪthëŠHÄDĒ#ñøtFØRłïkëšJŪŠTførŁÏFĒ -1ØVĒ🤟🏾 pic.twitter.com/b3I1OiZCgK — Cameron 1 Newton (@CameronNewton) March 20, 2023 Let’s see how it went: HOLY HELL, Cam […]
Last week, the Miami Dolphins traded for Jalen Ramsey who is joining forces with 2-time All-Pro and 4-time All-Star, Xavien Howard, in the secondary. In a division with Stefon Diggs, Garrett Wilson and now JuJu Smith-Schuster, the Dolphins are putting the right pieces together. And now Jalen Ramsey can show up on the first day […]
At the end of February, the Washington Commanders released Carson Wentz. While the Packers and Jets are playing chicken over Aaron Rodgers and teams are pretending as if Lamar Jackson is asking for a billion dollars and the blood of their firstborn sons, Carson Wentz somehow remains unsigned. Carson Wentz is such a unique talent […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Former No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $8.5 million with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, per sources. Mayfield is now in line to be […]
Aaron Rodgers is dominating the 2023 NFL Offseason and I have some thoughts about all this foolishness… 1. Aaron Rodgers led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory in 2011. 2. He hasn’t been to a Super Bowl since. It’s been 12 fucking years since Aaron Rodgers played in a Super […]
Dan Orlovsky is one of the best NFL analysts over at ESPN these days. Masterfully breaking down and explaining what’s occurring on the field while still maintaining a level of entertainment—not falling into the typical ESPN schtick of having some incredibly annoying bias they think is funny or interesting, derailing the program like Mike Greenberg […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Giants got a baller in Darren Waller. 🔥@Giants | @Rackkwall83 pic.twitter.com/BKE4YgDHhs — NFL (@NFL) March 14, 2023 Giants get: TE Darren Waller Raiders get: 3rd round draft pick (no. 100) […]
Growing up, NFL coverage was so frustratingly simple with guys like Mike Golic making lazy predictions like ‘this game will be won by whoever controls the line of scrimmage’. Guys were getting rich off stating the obvious and vomiting up nonsense cliches. Mike Ditka’s entire media career revolved around telling us that a team won […]
Ideally, I’d like to watch the best athletes in the world and I’d prefer not to have to think about their relatives. But Patrick Mahomes is surrounded by family members who turn into maniacs whenever there is a sip of alcohol in their bloodstream and a camera phone in the room. Jackson Mahomes has been […]
Joe Rogan and Brittany Matthews are at war this week following a segment on Joe Rogan’s podcast where he and a few comedians dunked on the Mahomes family. Here’s Joe Rogan and the boys just riffing it up: Joe Rogan and his co-hosts went after Patrick Mahomes’ family. This may be who Brittany was referring […]
Coming into the 2022 NFL season, the Denver Broncos were looking like an automatic playoff berth. They had a Top 5 defense and the argument could’ve been made that they were only missing one thing: a star quarterback. When Denver acquired Russell Wilson, everyone and their mothers were ready to hand the AFC West to […]
This week, Dom Capers had his first press conference after being hired as an assistant defensive coach for the Carolina Panthers. The 72-year-old decided he was going to show up to this press conference fresh as hell with a brand new and totally normal and regular haircut. Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the […]
Eric Bieniemy has one of the best gigs in sports. He has spent the last decade with the Kansas City Chiefs working under Andy Reid. Since 2018, Bieniemy has had the pleasure of being Patrick Mahomes’s offensive coordinator. I can’t think of an easier job. “Pat, go throw touchdowns”. For years, Bieniemy’s name has been […]
The XFL is back this weekend. What a crazy sentence. This football league has been launched two times and failed two times already yet here we are all pretending to be optimistic about the idea of ‘year-round’ football despite the XFL proving time and time again that they are incapable of pulling this shit off. […]
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