Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Giants got a baller in Darren Waller. 🔥@Giants | @Rackkwall83 pic.twitter.com/BKE4YgDHhs — NFL (@NFL) March 14, 2023 Giants get: TE Darren Waller Raiders get: 3rd round draft pick (no. 100) […]
Growing up, NFL coverage was so frustratingly simple with guys like Mike Golic making lazy predictions like ‘this game will be won by whoever controls the line of scrimmage’. Guys were getting rich off stating the obvious and vomiting up nonsense cliches. Mike Ditka’s entire media career revolved around telling us that a team won […]
Ideally, I’d like to watch the best athletes in the world and I’d prefer not to have to think about their relatives. But Patrick Mahomes is surrounded by family members who turn into maniacs whenever there is a sip of alcohol in their bloodstream and a camera phone in the room. Jackson Mahomes has been […]
Joe Rogan and Brittany Matthews are at war this week following a segment on Joe Rogan’s podcast where he and a few comedians dunked on the Mahomes family. Here’s Joe Rogan and the boys just riffing it up: Joe Rogan and his co-hosts went after Patrick Mahomes’ family. This may be who Brittany was referring […]
Coming into the 2022 NFL season, the Denver Broncos were looking like an automatic playoff berth. They had a Top 5 defense and the argument could’ve been made that they were only missing one thing: a star quarterback. When Denver acquired Russell Wilson, everyone and their mothers were ready to hand the AFC West to […]
This week, Dom Capers had his first press conference after being hired as an assistant defensive coach for the Carolina Panthers. The 72-year-old decided he was going to show up to this press conference fresh as hell with a brand new and totally normal and regular haircut. Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the […]
Eric Bieniemy has one of the best gigs in sports. He has spent the last decade with the Kansas City Chiefs working under Andy Reid. Since 2018, Bieniemy has had the pleasure of being Patrick Mahomes’s offensive coordinator. I can’t think of an easier job. “Pat, go throw touchdowns”. For years, Bieniemy’s name has been […]
The XFL is back this weekend. What a crazy sentence. This football league has been launched two times and failed two times already yet here we are all pretending to be optimistic about the idea of ‘year-round’ football despite the XFL proving time and time again that they are incapable of pulling this shit off. […]
Super Bowl 57 was one of the most exciting Super Bowls of all time. Whoever wrote the script for this game deserves an EGOT. There was drama, pathos, and of course, there were winners and losers. Here are the winners of Super Bowl 57.: 1. Patrick Mahomes Should we quickly run through all of Mahomes’s […]
Whenever Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee Show, he reveals something new about himself. Everything I’ve learned about Aaron Rodgers has been against my will. This time, Aaron shared that he’ll be going on a Darkness Retreat during the offseason. Ok. Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s going on an “darkness retreat” in […]
George Kittle might be looked at as the best tight end in the NFL if the San Francisco 49ers found a consistent starting quarterback. They thought they found someone in Trey Lance but his leg immediately exploded so we have no idea if he can ball or not and Brock Purdy emerged out of nowhere […]
Entering the 2022 NFL season, no one expected Daniel Jones to be in a position to be making contract demands but fast forward a year and thanks to the help of a brand new coaching staff and front office, DJ has found himself with real leverage. #Giants QB Daniel Jones’s price tag is believed to […]
After losing to a third-string quarterback in the divisional round, the Dallas Cowboys took an even bigger L when their offensive coordinator, Kellen Moore, took the OC job for the Los Angeles Chargers. Mike McCarthy then announced he’d be handling the playcalling duties but there was still one coach hire that will ensure the Cowboys […]
While Kliff Kingsbury is being a #passportbro traveling through Bangkok, the Arizona Cardinals are having trouble finding his replacement. New GM, Monti Ossenfort, shared why he thinks he can’t find a new head coach: “It’s not because the quarterback has a large say in the matter. Rather, many of the desired candidates don’t want to […]
We always want what we can’t have. We’re humans, after all. It’s natural to wonder what your former partner is up to and sometimes with a few drinks, you might convince yourself it’s a good idea to hit them up and check in on them. Davante Adams cannot stop doing that. Last offseason, Davante Adams […]
Josh Sills is a rookie backup offensive guard for the Philadelphia Eagles. A man no one should really know or be thinking about. A person who should be quietly shutting up and flying under the radar while his team is about to win a Super Bowl. And apparently on December 5th, 2019, he forced a […]
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