A few weeks ago, Teddy Bridgewater got mocked for kind of only pretending to go for a tackle but ultimately just faking it and bailing before there was any real contact. While everyone had weird takes, I praised his decision to do the least. Give us nothing, Teddy. Teddy saw the slander he received for […]
Gardner Minshew is one of the most universally beloved quarterbacks in the NFL because..*squints*..he has a mustache (?) or something. Minshew had some decent performances in his rookie season 2 years ago in Jacksonville after the Jags gave Nick Foles a bajillion dollars and then he immediately demolished his collar bone Week 1. The following […]
The Giants are coming off a disgusting 9-20 loss to the Miami Dolphins. Daniel Jones sat out nursing a neck injury so Mike Glennon stepped up to do absolutely nothing out there. Let’s take a look at Glennon’s day: 23-for-44 passing (52%) 187 passing yards 0 touchdowns 1 interception 53.9 quarterback rating Xavien Howard INT!!! […]
Recently, RGIII announced that he was releasing a book titled ‘Surviving Washington’. I was prepared to mock this title because although they overplayed him to the point his knees evaporated, the title was being repurposed and taken away from sexual assault survivors who have used that surviving hashtag to share their stories. Welp, turns out […]
The Seattle Seahawks stink this season. Pete Carroll is on the hot seat. Russell Wilson will most likely demand a trade in the offseason. And now they are signing 36-year Adrian Peterson for absolutely no reason. It’s over. Adrian Peterson is one of the best running backs in NFL history. He was the face of […]
Antonio Brown has been suspended 3 games for attempting to bypass the NFL’s covid protocol with a fake vaccine card. AB should probably be suspended from the league for his numerous sexual assaults and just being an overall terrible human but we’ll settle for this vaccine shit. Let’s consider this the same as OJ getting […]
The Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli, have interesting reputations as these fun-loving, goofy dorks who have excelled at the game of football despite the exorbitant pressure placed upon their shoulders as the sons of a former Pro Bowl QB, Archie Manning. Former New York Giants running back, Wayne Gallman, played 3 seasons with Eli Manning. […]
This week, it’s been revealed that Daniel Jones suffered a neck injury in Sunday’s 13-7 gross ass win over an Eagles team that did everything in their power to lose—including a 4 interception day by Jalen Hurts and an ugly dropped game-winning touchdown pass in the endzone by Jalen Raegor. The New York Giants season […]
Troy Aikman is on a hot streak of ‘old man yells at cloud’ quotes continuing this week with his remarks on a radio show about the Los Angeles Rams and their ‘super team’. “We’ve talked about it — the all-star team just — I’ve never seen it work in the NFL. I know Washington tried […]
Sometimes in the NFL, a simple change of scenery can transform a player’s career. Quarterbacks are the most important players on the field who get all the praise and all the blame regardless of the context of their success or failures. Here are 7 quarterbacks that need a change of scenery asap: 1. Russell Wilson […]
Something shady is happening in New Orleans. This week, the Saints are extending Taysom Hill and giving him even more money he hasn’t earned for absolutely no reason that can be depicted via football-related information. Here are the details: Sources told ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Hill’s new deal will pay him $40 million over the […]
The Detroit Lions seem determined to never win another football game and this past Sunday was the perfect display of their mission statement as they allowed Tim Boyle to go out there and be their starting quarterback. .@denzelward NO FLY ZONE ❌ 📺: #DETvsCLE on FOX 📲: Browns mobile app pic.twitter.com/C7EeQRjzEo — Cleveland Browns (@Browns) […]
I sat down to write a completely different article about a completely different rookie. I went to look at the 2021 draft order and was reminded that Trevor Lawrence was the no. 1 overall pick. Somehow the ‘greatest quarterback prospect since John Elway’ has been removed from my mind’s eye entirely. Turns out, Trevor Lawrence […]
It’s finally over. The Giants have fired the most mediocre man on Earth. Jason Garrett is no longer the offensive coordinator in New York. Let’s quickly look at how the Giants offense has performed since Garrett took over in 2020: 17.2 points per game (30th in the NFL) 5.1 yards per play (28th in […]
The New York Giants just got embarrassed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a 30-10 blowout loss on national television. They have been embarrassed almost every single week of the Daniel Jones era. The team is 11-25 with Jones as the starter. That’s not good. They are the worst team in the worst division in […]
First round pick, Zach Wilson, is still nursing a sprained PCL. Backup, Mike White, has returned to Earth with a 4 interception stinker. But the 2-7 New York Jets are finally ready to break glass for emergency to unleash their secret weapon on their Week 11 opponents. 11 touchdowns and no interceptions with a 117.2 […]
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