The rapist Ben Roethlisberger has finally retired and the Pittsburgh Steelers appear to have made zero plans for his departure leading to one of the weirdest quarterback rooms in the NFL. Mason Rudolph will be entering the season as the favorite to lead the offense. Last time Rudolph started a game, the Steelers lost. He […]
Baker Mayfield is one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL. He’s too small to see down the field over his offensive linemen and sends the worst passes blindly that come nowhere near his receivers. Enter Amari Cooper, his newest victim. Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick […]
With a brand new regime running the Giants, it seems as though Saquon Barkley’s lackluster career in New York is coming to an end as it’s being reported they are talking calls regarding Barkley trades. Saquon is in the final year of his rookie deal and set to make $7.2 million which is an astronomical […]
99% of us hate our jobs but we keep going back because they give us money we can then exchange for food and shelter. But you know it’s time to move on when you start openly complaining and shitting on your coworkers. That’s what happened to Mike Zimmer in his final weeks of coaching the […]
Michele Tafoya announced she is leaving the sidelines of NBC’s Sunday Night Football so she can freely go on Fox News and say wild shit without the threat of losing her job or being the main character on Twitter for a day. In anything, she is now in a position to gain more. She is […]
The Los Angeles Rams won the Super Bowl. Cool. But let’s take a look at one specific moment from their championship parade where Matt Stafford watched a girl drop from the stage as he tip-toed away like the Pink Panther. Stafford saw her fall and told Kelly to take care of it pic.twitter.com/FmzGJNZQXf — Barstool […]
Aaron Rodgers has had an interesting year. He stuck up the Packers franchise so that he could have more say in front-office decisions only to use the newly acquired power to bring Randall Cobb back to Wisconsin. (Cobb caught 28 passes). He lied about being vaccinated and when pressed, he made himself out to be […]
The Miami Dolphins are under the national spotlight after their former head coach, Brian Flores, sued the NFL for discrimination. Flores was fired after back-to-back winning seasons by Miami so how would they fill their head coaching vacancy knowing everyone is questioning whether or not they are prejudiced? We have agreed to terms with Mike […]
With Brian Flores suing the NFL for racism, there are plenty of discussions going around about the head coach hiring process. Whatever is going on in these front offices is wrong and the Minnesota Vikings hiring process might be the weirdest one in the league. The #Vikings met with Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh for 9 […]
Brian Flores was recently fired by the Miami Dolphins in his 3rd season with the club after back-to-back winning seasons. His name was then floated in a bunch of head coaching vacancies around the league. He has been hired by exactly zero (0) of those teams. Well, Brian Flores thinks he knows what’s going on. […]
The Cincinnati Bengals and the Los Angeles Rams will be battling in the Super Bowl this season and all people on the Internet want to do is drag Baker Mayfield. His division rival made it to the dance. Joe Burrow and Baker Mayfield are both former Heisman trophy winners and no. 1 overall draft picks. […]
Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback on planet Earth who completed one of the biggest comebacks in playoff history against the Buffalo Bills. He’s probably going to prance into his 3rd consecutive Super Bowl. And with his success comes the nonstop exposure to his hangers-on. His wife Brittany Matthews, who is some sort of fitness […]
When the New York Giants hired new GM, Joe Schoen, there was a wave of hope across the tri-state area. Following Dave Gettleman’s 19-46 4-year record as the Giants GM, Schoen, or truly anyone, would’ve been a fantastic hire. Until news dropped this week regarding Schoen’s desire to build around Daniel Jones. Joe Schoen on […]
This has been a tough year for so many of us but none of us has had it harder than Green Bay Packers star quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, who lost a 13-10 heartbreaker to the San Francisco 49ers this weekend thus ending his hopes of returning to the Super Bowl to play in his home state […]
After Joe Judge was fired for being a coward and a loser and a weirdo, there are reports of the New York Giants and Brian Flores eyeing each other across the bar. We know Giants owner, John Mara, has a fetish for the New England Patriots and would have no problem with pulling the trigger […]
The worst part about the end of the NFL season is the next Monday morning when teams fire their terrible head coaches and general managers thus beginning a condescending job search with faux-interviews of black candidates that these teams have no desire to hire but have to sit down with them to follow the NFL’s […]
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