While Baker Mayfield was sharpening the chip on his shoulder and posting dumb police statistics on Instagram, the Cleveland Browns traded for a sexual predator and signed him to a disgusting $230 million guaranteed contract. Not great for Baker. Or the local massage therapists in the greater Ohio area. The Browns also signed Jacoby Brissett […]
Weeeeeee back with more random thoughts about the world of sports. I should probably bang these out as much as I can before the NBA season ends and I have to write about like, the Little League World Series or my own lackluster personal life. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this […]
I had finally reached a point where Drew Brees’s existence was erased from my memory. Easily one of the most overrated athletes in the history of history who almost made it his entire career without taking his mask off and revealing he’s a conservative loser who hates what Colin Kaepernick did because someone in his […]
The Cleveland Browns went all-in on Deshaun Watson who is actively in the midst of battling lawsuits regarding his insatiable appetite to sexually harass every woman in Texas with a massage therapy license. Here is the latest from Watson’s fight to avoid any and all responsibility for his actions: Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson admitted […]
In 2020, the Carolina Panthers cut Cam Newton. Since that moment, they have proven to have no idea how to locate their next quarterback. Teddy Bridgewater, PJ Walker, Sam Darnold and Cam Newton (lol) have all led this team to a 10-23 record these past two seasons so it made sense for them to spend […]
This is a new column over here at Deadseriousness where I will randomly discuss some various sports topics that have been swishing around in my brain all week long. I am constantly thinking about everything all the time. Let’s turn it into some content. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: […]
Last week, Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Dwayne Haskins, passed away after being struck by a dump truck trying to cross the highway. Shit sucks. As much as I mocked his attempt to play for Washington, there was still a massive chance the 24-year old could turn things around. Far too early in that young man’s career […]
Ron DeSantis is the Republican governor of Florida who is dead set on becoming the next Donald Trump but with none of the funny quotes and all of the ignorant racism. Recently, he passed the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill to ruin the lives of young children and now he’s attempting to fix families with a […]
Cam Newton is miraculous. A true one-of-a-kind unicorn. We have never, in the history of history, witnessed a football player look so cool on the field and be such a fucking loser off of it. His ability to amaze you with a football in his hands matched with his ability to just be the biggest […]
For some reason, people are interviewing Carolina Panthers sometimes quarterback, Sam Darnold and for some reason, Darnold has a lot to say for a guy who has thrown only 18 touchdowns to 24 interceptions the last two seasons. Here’s some cute quotes Darnold gave in this interview: “I have enough security in myself where I […]
Carson Wentz is the most unique quarterback in the NFL. There is no one else in professional football who is capable of reaching the highest highs and the lowest lows in back-to-back possessions. Trade terms, per sources… Colts get: 🏈2022 third-round pick 🏈2023 third-round pick that can become a second if Carson Wentz plays 70 […]
I was prepared to open up my laptop and shit all over the Giants signing Tyrod Taylor. After the years of Dave Gettleman having no idea how to run a football team, I’ve been conditioned to assume the worst. But I sat and reflected for a moment. Remembering there’s a brand new front office, it’s […]
The rapist Ben Roethlisberger has finally retired and the Pittsburgh Steelers appear to have made zero plans for his departure leading to one of the weirdest quarterback rooms in the NFL. Mason Rudolph will be entering the season as the favorite to lead the offense. Last time Rudolph started a game, the Steelers lost. He […]
Baker Mayfield is one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL. He’s too small to see down the field over his offensive linemen and sends the worst passes blindly that come nowhere near his receivers. Enter Amari Cooper, his newest victim. Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick […]
With a brand new regime running the Giants, it seems as though Saquon Barkley’s lackluster career in New York is coming to an end as it’s being reported they are talking calls regarding Barkley trades. Saquon is in the final year of his rookie deal and set to make $7.2 million which is an astronomical […]
99% of us hate our jobs but we keep going back because they give us money we can then exchange for food and shelter. But you know it’s time to move on when you start openly complaining and shitting on your coworkers. That’s what happened to Mike Zimmer in his final weeks of coaching the […]
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