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After Joe Judge was fired for being a coward and a loser and a weirdo, there are reports of the New York Giants and Brian Flores eyeing each other across the bar. We know Giants owner, John Mara, has a fetish for the New England Patriots and would have no problem with pulling the trigger on another former Bellichick disciple but Flores might come with a friend.
Sources say Deshaun Watson has expressed a strong desire internally to play for the #Giants — ideally with Brian Flores coaching — where he could also reestablish his brand in the league’s top market. https://t.co/L5cgWw8RTN
— Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) January 15, 2022
Part of the reason why Brian Flores was let go by the Miami Dolphins was his lack of faith in Tua Tagovailoa and his desire for Miami to trade for Deshaun Watson. Now he and Watson appear to be planning a team up somewhere and New York makes the most sense.
When not begging professional massage therapists to look at his wee wee, Watson is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. The Houston Texans just failed to ever build around him properly. Their offensive line was so bad one season that Watson had to drive across the country to a game because his frequently shattered ribs couldn’t withstand the air pressure of a flight.
On the Giants end, a new GM could get an instant 100% approval rating from the fans if his first hirings were Brian Flores and a perennial MVP candidate. Especially if you watch literally any film of Daniel Jones looking frantic in the pocket and dropping the ball when defenders enter his peripheral vision.
Jones’s 2021 season ended with a neck injury so bad he needed to see a spine specialist. Not only does Daniel Jones lack the talent necessary to succeed at an NFL level but now he’s dealing with new physical limitations that could hamper his game even more.
With a new GM and head coach, there is no loyalty to one of the former regime’s worst draft picks. Again Deshaun Watson is one of the best players in the entire league and he’s had a year off to heal from the physical and mental damage of the Texans.
Oh, he’s also a sexual predator who has so many victims that the FBI had to step into the investigation of his gross ass fetish for using his local celebrity status to pressure Houston masseuses into reluctantly jacking him off even though he is rich and has access to plenty of women who will do way more to him for way less money. But sexual predators don’t want that consent. That’s, ya know, what makes them predators.
So how are Giants fans supposed to feel about Deshaun Watson coming to slide into the DMs of every massage therapist in the tri-state area?
The Giants haven’t had a winning season in 5 years. John Mara has hired 3 consecutive terrible head coaches and a general manager who had no idea how to do his job. You really think Mara is suddenly going to hire a smart GM, a respected head coach and a talented quarterback?
Plus, the Giants were the last team in the NFL to have a black starting quarterback. You think they are going to bring in a black head coach AND a black QB?
Chances are, Mara is going to hire like, his grandson to run the front office and the team will be stuck in rebuild mode for another decade.
