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carson wentz
NFL

Carson Wentz Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Carson Wentz is a backup quarterback who continues to convince organizations that he deserves to be QB1 despite the actual footage of him throwing footballs directly into opposing linebackers’ chests and watching them return it to the endzone while he limps off with a random leg injury. But the Colts came into a pivotal divisional […]

mike white
NFL

White Mike: King of New Jersey

The New York Jets have thrown a million terrible quarterbacks out onto that field to get obliterated by whatever opposing defense was coming to town. Whether it was Sam Darnold or Zach Wilson or Joe Flacco or Luke Falk—who was so bad that he literally sued the team—there was never a QB who actually looked […]

evan engram
NFL

Trade Evan Engram Yesterday

The New York Giants are 2-5 on the season. They aren’t good at football. But there are reports this week that teams are interested in acquiring their tight end, Evan Engram, and there should be absolutely nothing stopping this team for giving away anyone in order to gain future assets to build an actual good […]

patrick mahomes
NFL

Is This Your King?

The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-4 this season. They stink. They’re in 3rd place in the AFC West behind a team that has Derek Carr as their starting quarterback. You can point the finger at their atrocious defense but their defense has always been mid. The real problem is that Patrick Mahomes won’t stop throwing […]

azeez ojulari
NFL

Cut Everyone Except Azeez Ojulari

The New York Giants are the worst team in football. Despite their 25-3 victory over the Carolina Panthers on Sunday to get their second win of the season, they still remain talentless and undisciplined. Everyone on this roster stinks except the one shining rookie star: Azeez Ojulari. Another Azeez Ojulari sack! pic.twitter.com/Ew4vhYqCO8 — Bobby Skinner […]

adam schefter
NFL

Adam Schefter is a Bitch

The Washington Football Team is in trouble. But an investigation into their nasty franchise has exposed some interesting emails and people completely unrelated to the initial investigation are catching strays left and right. First Jon Gruden went full MAGA and now Adam Schefter, this is your tape. Adam Schefter is the no. 1 NFL insider. […]

brett favre
NFL

Brett Favre is a Welfare Queen

Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He’s also a conservative asshole with some of the worst non-football takes ever uttered by man. And now he owes the state of Missippi $1 million after scamming them out of welfare money. Last year, Brett Favre was paid a cool million for speaking […]

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