The Washington Commanders fell to 1-2 this season after an 8-24 one-sided beatdown at home by the Philadelphia Eagles. The biggest takeaway—and honestly the only takeaway—from this game is how terrible Carson Wentz is at playing quarterback in the National Football League. Carson Wentz has already been sacked 3 times today. We’re about 5 minutes […]
Two weeks into the NFL season and we can pretty much determine where things are going at this point. The best players are being the best players and the players that have question marks surrounding them every year continue to provide no answers to those questions. Here are the NFL Week 2 Power Rankings: 1. […]
Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks I have ever seen play the game of football. He’s also a gigantic asshole who sent a dick pic to a female Jets reporter and told players kneeling during the National Anthem to shut up and dribble. OH, he also robbed the state of Mississippi out of […]
Week 2 is in the books. MY New York Giants are 2-0 so this weekly loser article is about the rest of the NFL. Here are the 9 biggest losers of Week 2: 1. Matt Ryan The Colts ran 48 offensive plays for a grand total of 218 yards. Here’s what former MVP, […]
Robert Saleh has won 4 games as the head coach of the New York Jets. He’s also lost 14 games including a boring ass game against the Baltimore Ravens in Week 1. Here’s what Saleh had to say about his ‘haters’: Robert Saleh and the Jets are keeping receipts on those that “mock” the team: […]
Every sports outlet does the same exact power rankings every week as if we are unaware that the Chiefs are the best team and the Lions are the worst. There are literal win-loss records that tell us who is good and who is not. The Deadseriousness weekly power rankings will list who had the best […]
Saquon Barkley had a massive uphill battle when the worst GM in the history of professional sports elected to draft him with the no. 2 overall pick in 2018. Eli Manning was clearly declining and the Giants had the opportunity to select Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson—two future Hall of Famers—but instead, they drafted a […]
People write their winners and losers columns and I am going to solely focus on the losers every week. Not because I’m like a negative guy or miserable or anything like that. It’s just funnier to make fun of Kyler Murray watching more Twitch streams than game film. Here are the 9 biggest losers of […]
After a gruesome 2021 season ending with Joe Judge calling a quarterback kneel on 3rd down near his own goal line in the ultimate loser move and Dave Gettleman—the worst GM in modern NFL history—received a warm retirement celebration instead of the embarrassing firing he deserved, GIANTS FOOTBALL BACK, BABYYYY. Some quick bad news before […]
Every week, I will talk about the 5 games you have to watch every week because stats show that people click through NFL content and I need readers on Deadseriousness so I can afford sauce for the 99-cent box of pasta I’m saving up for. Here are the 5 must-see NFL games of Week 1: […]
The NFL season starts this week and I run a sports website therefore I need to continue to push out 2022 preview content so I can afford to pay rent. People click football articles. Who am I to rob people of what they want? Here are the 2022 NFL season award winners, probably: […]
Every season, there are teams that exceed expectations and teams that fall off a cliff. Here are the 4 teams that will have surprisingly good seasons: 1. Minnesota Vikings This has nothing to do with Kirk Cousins. I want to make that extremely clear before we go any further. Kirk is Kirk. Nothing has suddenly […]
The NFL season is approaching and this is a sports site so here is some junk food to get you ready for Week 1. Here are the 12 most intriguing players of the 2022 NFL season: 1. Khalil Mack The Chargers signed 5-time All-Pro edge rusher, Khalil Mack, and for some reason there an […]
Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted at least 20 women and the NFL settled on an 11-game suspension with a $5 million fine as his punishment for literally rubbing his wee wee on unexpected strangers while they were at work. Any suspension that’s less than one full year is a disappointing mistake but it’s the NFL. This […]
The NFL preseason exists for two reasons: 1. NFL owners trick fans into buying tickets and packing the stadium to watch 4th stringers and future Wheel of Fortune contestants give each other concussions. The second reason is to murder starters and break all their bones in the 3 short minutes their own the field. The […]
Last season, the Giants decided to bring in a big-name receiver to help Daniel Jones progress to the next level and rightfully so. The Cowboys acquired Amari Cooper in 2019 and Dak Prescott had the best season of his career. The same thing happened for Josh Allen when the Bills traded for Stefon Diggs in […]
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