Saquon Barkley had a massive uphill battle when the worst GM in the history of professional sports elected to draft him with the no. 2 overall pick in 2018. Eli Manning was clearly declining and the Giants had the opportunity to select Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson—two future Hall of Famers—but instead, they drafted a […]
People write their winners and losers columns and I am going to solely focus on the losers every week. Not because I’m like a negative guy or miserable or anything like that. It’s just funnier to make fun of Kyler Murray watching more Twitch streams than game film. Here are the 9 biggest losers of […]
After a gruesome 2021 season ending with Joe Judge calling a quarterback kneel on 3rd down near his own goal line in the ultimate loser move and Dave Gettleman—the worst GM in modern NFL history—received a warm retirement celebration instead of the embarrassing firing he deserved, GIANTS FOOTBALL BACK, BABYYYY. Some quick bad news before […]
Every week, I will talk about the 5 games you have to watch every week because stats show that people click through NFL content and I need readers on Deadseriousness so I can afford sauce for the 99-cent box of pasta I’m saving up for. Here are the 5 must-see NFL games of Week 1: […]
The NFL season starts this week and I run a sports website therefore I need to continue to push out 2022 preview content so I can afford to pay rent. People click football articles. Who am I to rob people of what they want? Here are the 2022 NFL season award winners, probably: […]
Every season, there are teams that exceed expectations and teams that fall off a cliff. Here are the 4 teams that will have surprisingly good seasons: 1. Minnesota Vikings This has nothing to do with Kirk Cousins. I want to make that extremely clear before we go any further. Kirk is Kirk. Nothing has suddenly […]
The NFL season is approaching and this is a sports site so here is some junk food to get you ready for Week 1. Here are the 12 most intriguing players of the 2022 NFL season: 1. Khalil Mack The Chargers signed 5-time All-Pro edge rusher, Khalil Mack, and for some reason there an […]
Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted at least 20 women and the NFL settled on an 11-game suspension with a $5 million fine as his punishment for literally rubbing his wee wee on unexpected strangers while they were at work. Any suspension that’s less than one full year is a disappointing mistake but it’s the NFL. This […]
The NFL preseason exists for two reasons: 1. NFL owners trick fans into buying tickets and packing the stadium to watch 4th stringers and future Wheel of Fortune contestants give each other concussions. The second reason is to murder starters and break all their bones in the 3 short minutes their own the field. The […]
Last season, the Giants decided to bring in a big-name receiver to help Daniel Jones progress to the next level and rightfully so. The Cowboys acquired Amari Cooper in 2019 and Dak Prescott had the best season of his career. The same thing happened for Josh Allen when the Bills traded for Stefon Diggs in […]
It’s way more fun to mock the worst head coaches in the NFL than it is for me to sit here and write “Andy Reid is really good”. Go read that boring shit at ESPN if you need it. Here are the 5 worst head coaches in the NFL: 1. Matt Rhule In 2020, there […]
The Cleveland Browns gave up both historic draft capital and record levels of cash to acquire a guy they knew was a sexual predator and surprisingly, that sexual predator might not even be allowed to play football this season. There are new reports saying Cleveland is interested in acquiring Jimmy Garoppolo from the San Francisco […]
Deshaun Watson tricked and pressured pretty much every female massage therapist in the city of Houston into touching his little wee wee and was rewarded with the biggest contract in NFL history from the Cleveland Browns. BUT, the NFL has decided to only suspend him 6 games despite 20+ women sharing their stories about how […]
Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens are having a strange staring contest as they negotiate a contract extension that should’ve been done long before the start of training camp yet here we are. Lamar is entering the season as the 35th highest-paid QB in the NFL. He makes less money than Jordan Love and Kenny […]
Last month, the Las Vegas Raiders brought in Colin Kaepernick for a workout. ESPN reported that his workout was ‘positive’, whatever that means. There was zero video footage and not a contract offer in sight. No other teams contacted Kaepernick. But it was positive. Sure. This whole situation smelled fishy from the beginning. The Raiders […]
Alvin Kamara is still one of the best running backs in the NFL and the New Orleans Saints could lose him for 6 games. This should be the biggest story of the offseason but of course, it is being overshadowed by the sexual predator who ejaculated on strangers but for some reason still hasn’t been […]
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