Brett Favre is Simping For Tucker Carlson

Brett Favre is famous for stealing government money that was designated for welfare recipients in Mississipi and using that money to renovate the volleyball facility at his daughter’s college.

Some people also know him as the guy who used to throw footballs to the opposing team all game long.

It should shock no one that this low-IQ criminal would be riding for the recently fired Tucker Carlson and calling for a boycott of Fox News.

Former NFL QB Brett Favre — who allegedly participated in a scheme to misappropriate nearly $77 million in a Mississippi welfare scandal — calls for a boycott of Fox News for firing Tucker Carlson, who he calls a “genuine, good guy.” pic.twitter.com/3Nm7H749Kl

— The Recount (@therecount) May 9, 2023

Tucker Carlson was fired by Fox News following a lawsuit that caused the network to pay $787.5 million to Dominion Voting Systems for spreading lies about Trump winning the 2020 election and all that garbage that conservatives couldn’t shut up about for a year.

Carlson was fired primarily due to the texts they found in his found during the investigation. Texts that would get anyone fired from any job. I’m all for worker’s rights and privacy and blah blah but fuck Tucker Carlson.

Tucker is one of the more interesting characters in the conservative media bubble. Out of everyone who makes millions from sitting in front of a camera and blaming all of America’s problems on brown people—Carlson appears to be one of the few who genuinely believes white people are superior—as opposed to someone like Candace Owens who I think is very much in the game for a direct deposit every Friday.

Here’s one of his texts to his producer:

A couple of weeks ago, I was watching video of people fighting on the street in Washington. A group of Trump guys surrounded an Antifa kid and started pounding the living shit out of him. It was three against one, at least. Jumping a guy like that is dishonorable obviously. It’s not how white men fight. Yet suddenly I found myself rooting for the mob against the man, hoping they’d hit him harder, kill him. I really wanted them to hurt the kid. I could taste it. Then somewhere deep in my brain, an alarm went off: this isn’t good for me. I’m becoming something I don’t want to be. The Antifa creep is a human being. Much as I despise what he says and does, much as I’m sure I’d hate him personally if I knew him, I shouldn’t gloat over his suffering. I should be bothered by it. I should remember that somewhere somebody probably loves this kid, and would be crushed if he was killed. If I don’t care about those things, if I reduce people to their politics, how am I better than he is?

First of all, this is an insane text to send to a coworker. Like, there are very few people in my life that can text me a long ass paragraph like this. This looks like an email that I wouldn’t even try reading.

But the crazy part is that his biggest problem with MAGA guys beating up an anti-fascist protestor is that it was a 3-on-1 fight and apparently, that’s “not how white men fight”.

Perhaps this is just a New York thing but have you caught how every few years there is a story about kids playing the ‘knockout game’ which is when they punch and knock out random strangers on the street? I have never in my life seen or met anyone who has ever seen or participated in that bullshit but it’s always reported on like some national pandemic because (these types of) white people are terrified of black people and have been led to believe that black people are savages. No one tell Tucker about America going across the world and dropping bombs and not having ‘fair fights’ with any of the brown people they terrorized and blew up.

It makes all the sense in the world for Brett Favre to be a diehard Tucker Carlson fan. Brett Favre stole from the state of Mississipi which is the poorest state in America. Jackson, Mississipi has brown water coming out of the faucets. And guys like Favre and Carlson believe they deserve more than these people because they believe they are white and rich and better.

Brett Favre is such a loser. He’s really out here trying to kiss Tucker Carlson on the mouth. Have some shame. There are people being laid off from their jobs for absolutely no reason at all but let’s all put all of our time and attention to Tucker fucking Carlson.

I’m praying these two get a show together so I have daily Deadseriousness content to make fun of.

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