The 2025 Dallas Cowboys defense, non-existent all season. The team traded away star pass rusher Micah Parsons, at the sunrise of the season, and brought in failed Chicago Bears head coach Matt Eberflus to run their defense. The Cowboys rank 29th in the league in yards allowed (374.9 yards allowed per game) and 31st in […]
The Miami Dolphins benched Tua Tagovailoa this week for 7th-round rookie, Quinn Ewers. Tua is an ex, Miami will pretend they never wanted. Boy, were they pissed at Brian Flores for winning those late-season games. The Dolphins were desperate for Tua. Couldn’t keep them out of his DMs. And now he’s the third-string QB, behind […]
With the 2nd overall pick of the 2021 NFL Draft, JaMarr Chase, Patrick Surtain and Micah Parsons selected after, the New York Jets chose QB Zach Wilson. After going 12-21 in 3 uneventful seasons, New York sent him to Denver for a 6th-round pick. A rare opportunity to refine his game with Sean Payton, one […]
The Kansas City Chiefs will miss the postseason for the first time since 2014, after a 13-16 loss to the Los Angeles Chargers, in their home building, in front of the hoes. For the first time in his career, Patrick Mahomes is missing the playoffs. He will be watching them on crutches, recovering from his […]
4 games left. The final lap. After looking up and down the NFL Week 15 schedule, for like, a solid 4 Mississipis, here are the Most Important, Catastrophic, Alarming storylines: 1. The Eagles have to stomp the Raiders The Las Vegas Raiders are Raidering [derogatory]. From my earliest memories of hearing John Madden […]
RFK Jr. is a crackhead trapped inside a delusion of his elevated, prestigious health and medicine expertise. I’m not sure how many dope fiend years are required to qualify for the honorary heroin PhD program, but former Colts owner Jim Irsay put in his 10,000 hours. Peyton Manning has the neck of a 9-time WWE […]
Matthew Stafford and Bryce Young in a battle of clutch no. 1 overall picks. Sam Darnold teabagging his old Vikings squad. Thanksgiving games I have to rewatch because, believe it or not, I was spending time with loved ones. I don’t live in solitude (yet). Let’s give out some Week 13 NFL Awards: Disaster Class […]
Matthew Stafford is 4th all time in comeback victories, behind only Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and two fewer than Ben Roethislberger. Bryce Young had 4 comeback victories this year, in his 3rd career season, the resume starting to look like other first overall draft picks before him, like Matthew Stafford. The Los Angeles Rams came […]
On Sunday, the New York Giants blew another double-digit 4th quarter lead, this time to the Detroit Lions. Head coach Brian Daboll was fired after a blown lead in Week 10 and now, following a Week 12 loss—defensive coordinator Shane Bowen is the next to be fired. Mike Kafka has confirmed that Shane Bowen has […]
Week 12 was a fun slate of games. 3 overtimes. Jameis Winston was out there doing stuff. The Eagles lost, always fun for me. Let’s give out some awards for Week 12. Disaster Class: Minnesota Vikings Sam Darnold is 8-3. Daniel Jones is 8-3. Both quarterbacks were on the Vikings roster last season. They elected […]
The sophomore slump has Michael Penix Jr. in the Walls of Jericho. Atlanta Falcons 2nd-year QB—surrounded by Bijan Robinson, Tyler Allgeier, Drake London and Kyle Pitts (eh)—Michael Penix leading this team to only 3 wins. Here’s where he ranks amongst his peers this season: 1,982 passing yards (20th in NFL) 88.5 passer rating (24th) 9 […]
I love Shedeur Sanders. A young man, showered with praise his entire life by a father who dedicated his retired life to getting his weird, awkward son into the NFL—with the help of a football media class full of celebrity worshipping ball sniffers like Mel Kiper—willing to light their crediblity on fire, live on television—gassing […]
Sometimes, we plateau, hit a wall, scrape our heads on the ceiling of what is possible in our current stations. And I’m speaking from the experience of a guy who is currently in the midst of a brutal 29-year rut. A change of scenery often unveils the keys to unlock your potential. A few NFL […]
The New York Giants have the 3rd most wins in NFL history. 4 Super Bowl Championships. A historic institution in this country. In 1925, Tim Mara and Will Gibson scraped together the most money they could, outbidding the field— ً$2,500 the New York Football Giants. Today, the price at the drive-thru window ordering dinner for […]
Antonio Brown is one of the greatest wide receivers of his generation. 928 career receptions, 12,291 yards and 83 touchdowns. 5-time All-Pro. Super Bowl champion. Truly unguardable at his peak. When Ben Roethlisberger threw in his direction, Brown was coming down with it—every time. He’s also a menace to society who should be wheeled around […]
Coming into the year—following 3 consecutive below .500 seasons—suddenly, the Las Vegas Raiders would flip a switch and compete for championships. An elderly Pete Carroll—fresh off his couch. Geno Smith—who, at his peak, was like, the 14th best QB in the league—the Raiders were ready to turn Las Vegas up. (Also, thanks to the lazy […]
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