This year I’m going to write a 2021 preview for every NFL team. Or I’m going to write like, for 1 or 2 teams and forget and then all of a sudden it’s going to be opening night but either way, here’s my attempt. Here’s my look at the 2021 New York Giants: 2020 […]
This week, Josh Rosen was cut by the San Francisco 49ers, failing to gain the 3rd string quarterback job over Nate Sudfield. That’s not a typo. There is a professional quarterback named Nate Sudfield that no one on Earth has ever heard of yet he still took Rosen’s job. Josh Rosen is so bad the […]
Nick Bosa is one of the best pass rushers in the NFL today. He almost singlehandedly led the San Francisco 49ers to the Super Bowl a couple seasons ago. He is also one of the biggest MAGA conservative idiots. Here’s a video of him giggling and playing with a Donald Trump doll like a special […]
We are currently in the midst of a major reckoning. Two of the best players in their sports are battling for their freedoms after details of the sex crimes have not only hit the surface but are currently being dissected in front of judges and court stenographers. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen professional […]
Tim Tebow spent the entire weekend trending following his first preseason game with the Jacksonville Jaguars as he made his first career appearance playing tight end. It didn’t go well. Tim Tebow: TE1pic.twitter.com/1mih6jFhUk — PFF (@PFF) August 15, 2021 Honestly, the Tebow block that went viral wasn’t even his worst block of the night. This […]
Every year, the NFL begins the preseason by making the referees emphasize a different rule that zero people complained about the year before. This season they’ve chosen to reinforce their taunting rules because a player teased another player in the Super Bowl and although it affected no one on the field and no one at […]
Whenever Michael Thomas logs onto Twitter, you know you are in for 24 hours of straight bullshit as every sports network attempts to dissect and discern whatever vague quote he stole from the caption of an Instagram model’s fashion nova picture he saw that morning. Here is this week’s installment: pic.twitter.com/frSOCaKHSs — Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) […]
Here. We. Go. The 2021 NFL season is quickly approaching which means it’s time to drain alllll of the content I possibly can by previewing every aspect of the league starting by ranking the starting quarterbacks for no real reason. Quick disclaimer: Deshaun Watson will not be on this list. I promise you I’m aware […]
It has been my pleasure to make fun of Kirk Cousins for the majority of his career. He was drafted by a terrible organization that hated him but they were forced to continue to franchise tag him because they never planned an alternative all leading to Kirk getting the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history […]
There has been a lot of news coming from New York Giants training camp and the NFL media is looking at Joe Judge as another failed Bill Belichick protegee following the early chaos during routine practices. Two offensive linemen—Zach Fulton and Joe Looney, as well as linebacker, Todd Davis and fat wide receiver Kelvin Benjamin—have […]
NFL training camp is the weirdest time in the sports calendar where hundreds of adrenaline and HGH-filled maniacs travel to about 30 different cities across American to run full speed into each other in hopes of earning millions to run full speed into other guys from other cities. The Philadelphia Eagles are switching it up […]
Sam Darnold was supposed to get a fresh start in Carolina this season after being held underwater by former Jets head coach, Adam Gase, whose weekly gameplan always seemed to be ‘lose’ Darnold—who was once projected to be the no. 1 overall pick in his draft—has now become a reclamation project with the Panthers. Oh […]
Carson Wentz is one of the most overrated players in NFL history. After a great 2017 season—that he didn’t even finish due to a torn ACL diving into the endzone and doing wayyy too much—Wentz has been described as one of the more talented quarterbacks in this league despite never being healthy enough to play […]
Kelvin Benjamin’s NFL comeback has been cut short today as the New York Giants are releasing the wide receiver turned tight end following an altercation with the coaching staff. The altercation was the result of Kelvin Benjamin not making the required weight. Here’s Kelvin Benjamin’s interpretation of his time in New York: “I don’t want […]
Houston Texans starting quarterback, Deshaun Watson, is currently facing 22 civil lawsuits including claims of sexual assault and harassment from various masseuses across the larger Houston area. He also just casually showed up to training camp this week as if there isn’t a line of women all waiting for their opportunity to testify against this […]
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