For the entirety of my life, the Jets have failed to put a great quarterback on the field. There’s something about putting on those vomit green jerseys that make it impossible to succeed. Chad Pennington was decent considering he had the arm strength of a snake. Brett Favre’s biggest moment in New York was randomly […]
This week, the Chargers beat down the Raiders 28-14 on the strength of their dominant defense bullying the Las Vegas offense line and most importantly, punishing Raiders QB, Derek Carr, who had been having a pretty impressive season thus far. Star pass rusher, Joey Bosa, explained the game plan against Carr and it was everything […]
Daniel Jones was the butt of every joke heading into this season. A complete afterthought incapable of succeeding as an NFL starting quarterback due to previous turnover issues. He was reckless with the football fumbling left and right. He frequently threw into double coverage. He was fine. But that was then and this is now. […]
The Jacksonville Jaguars are winless through 4 games this season and following their last L in Cincinnati, the former Ohio State head coach—Urban Meyer—decided to hit the old streets in Ohio to get his shit off with his former hoes. Is this why Urban Meyer is trending? 😳 pic.twitter.com/nFg8kUFVli — Dude In Texas™️ (@ChiefSVP) October […]
After Matty Stafford dissected the Bucs secondary for 343 passing yards and 4 touchdowns, Tampa Bay went out and signed veteran cornerback Richard Sherman this week. Sherman is a 3-time first team All Pro and 5-time Pro Bowler (if you care about that pretend game) but found himself a free agent 3 weeks into the […]
The Pittsburgh Steelers are 1-2 this season, it turns out the quarterback who led the league in interceptions 3 years ago and then blow out their elbow 2 years ago and then turned 39 this year, is the main reason why. Ben Roethlisberger sucks, is my point. So far he has as many touchdowns as […]
This won’t be a recap of every game because I won’t sit here and pretend as if I watched every minute of every game. This won’t be one of those ‘winners and losers’ articles because weren’t not bringing those into 2022. This won’t be one of those ‘twitter reacts’ articles where media companies just post […]
Dave Gettleman is the worst GM in sports and I will dedicate this entire season to highlighting every single one of his terrible signings and draft selections. Thurday night’s L to the Washington Football Team put a microscope on Gettleman’s failure including the final play of the game that sealed the dub for WFT. Dexter […]
This won’t be a recap of every game because I won’t sit here and pretend as if I watched every minute of every game. This won’t be one of those ‘winners and losers’ articles because weren’t not bringing those into 2022. This won’t be one of those ‘twitter reacts’ articles where media companies just post […]
The New York Giants entered the 2021 NFL season with a general manager in Dave Gettleman that had a 15-33 win-loss record yet was still allowed to maintain his job and spend an entire offseason making changes. After week 1’s loss to the Denver Broncos, Gettleman’s record is now 15-34 and this team looks like […]
The New England Patriots have decided to not only start rookie, Mac Jones, over Cam Newton but they are cutting him from the roster entirely after giving him almost all of the first-team reps during training camp. We can talk about his performance or how great Mac is or whatever but Cam getting cut is […]
The NFL season is a couple weeks away from opening night and we’re all sort of just pretending as if the pandemic is over even though there is a new delta variant that is sending non-vaccinated people straight back to the ICU anddddd the Minnesota Vikings refuse to get Covid medicine. In an attempt to […]
Shortly after New England Patriots starting QB, Drew Bledsoe, suffered a season-ending injury in 2001, his backup Tom Brady was kidnapped and brought into a football laboratory where he was transformed into an Andriod designed with the sole purpose of winning Super Bowls. So naturally, whenever he is around his own children he appears extremely […]
This year I’m going to write a 2021 preview for every NFL team. Or I’m going to write like, for 1 or 2 teams and forget and then all of a sudden it’s going to be opening night but either way, here’s my attempt. Here’s my look at the 2021 Philadelphia Eagles: 2020 recap […]
This year I’m going to write a 2021 preview for every NFL team. Or I’m going to write like, for 1 or 2 teams and forget and then all of a sudden it’s going to be opening night but either way, here’s my attempt. Here’s my look at the 2021 New York Giants: 2020 […]
This week, Josh Rosen was cut by the San Francisco 49ers, failing to gain the 3rd string quarterback job over Nate Sudfield. That’s not a typo. There is a professional quarterback named Nate Sudfield that no one on Earth has ever heard of yet he still took Rosen’s job. Josh Rosen is so bad the […]
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