Brett Favre is the Worst Criminal of All Time

Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks I have ever seen play the game of football. He’s also a gigantic asshole who sent a dick pic to a female Jets reporter and told players kneeling during the National Anthem to shut up and dribble.

OH, he also robbed the state of Mississippi out of around $1 million of welfare money meant to be distributed to the poorest people in the state. $1 million that was sent directly into his bank account in exchange for several ‘motivational speeches’ that Favre never did.

There’s also over $6 million that didn’t go to Favre’s pockets but instead went to his alma mater, Southern Miss, and more specifically paid for new volleyball facilities for his daughter on the volleyball team.

Again, this was welfare money designated for quite literally the poorest state in the United States. Jackson Mississippi doesn’t have clean drinking water and no one gives a shit because the residents are predominantly black. As brown sludge drips out of their faucets, their state’s funds are being given to a washed-up pillhead and his daughter’s little volleyball team.

And the most disgusting part of Favre’s scam is how fully aware he was the entire time. There was no part of him that didn’t know where this money was coming from. Once again, Favre is caught sending some nasty ass texts.

Brett Favre: Will the media find out that we’re using welfare funds intended to help the poorest residents of America’s poorest state to build a volleyball center?

Nancy New: Nah. Oh yeah, the governor is fully on board!@ayewolfe five years later: https://t.co/rWXHRXISsu pic.twitter.com/wo3QuIYXaY

— Adam Ganucheau (@GanucheauAdam) September 13, 2022

This piece of shit actually says “Is there anyway the media can find out where it came from and how much?”. This is the worst criminal of all time openly asking a government official if he’s going to get caught stealing from poor people.

Brett Favre made over $125 million in career earnings as an NFL interception machine. That’s not including all the money he made trying to get your dad to buy wrangler jeans and whatever other endorsements he had. No one needed this money less than he did including his daughter’s wildly unimportant volleyball team.

Fuck Brett Favre but let’s not leave out former governor, Phil Bryant, whose name cannot be withheld from this article. His entire mission was to make life miserable for the poorest and most desperate people. Banning abortions, cutting public funds and then obviously later stealing those public funds to give to a quarterback he thought was cool and would make him cool by taking photos with him.

These are the people we just looooove electing to ruin our lives. The water is brown and the leaders who have the power to fix it don’t actually give a shit about any of the people who put them in those positions of power.

Brett Favre has the most interceptions and fumbles in NFL history. Let’s all just go ahead and never mention him again. Blake Bortles would have the same exact career numbers if he was allowed to turn the ball over every other drive for 20+ years.

Another reminder that Favre said player kneeling was bad for the NFL and politics should be left out of sports while being handed free money from a politician who only gave him that money because he played in the NFL.

Praying Brett Favre never sees another happy day in his life.