This morning, I checked the most recent MVP odds and was shocked to see Tua Tagovailoa with the second-best odds behind Patrick Mahomes. Sure, the Miami Dolphins are leading the league with 498 yards a game (with the second-best offense averaging literally 100 fewer yards) and sure, the Dolphins are 5-1 and look like one […]
We’re 6 weeks into the NFL season. Like, it’s going to be over soon and it feels like it’s only the beginning. Shrug. That’s life. Time marches on. Our bodies decay and the world keeps spinning. That was dark. I have to stop watching the news. Let me chill and make fun of some football […]
The Minnesota Vikings have lost 4 of their first 5 games this season and with their star wide receiver Justin Jefferson on the injured reserve, it would make sense to start preparing for a Kirk Cousins trade—especially considering this is the final year of his contract. Get some assets and set yourself up for a […]
The New York Giants lost. Again. This time to the Miami Dolphins in Florida. It wasn’t nearly as embarrassing as the Monday night stomping by the Seahawks but Daniel Jones went out with an injury so yea, this might be the final takeaways article of the year. There is truly nothing left to look forward […]
Ever since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift started dating, the NFL has been waterboarding us with nonstop, wall-to-wall Taylor Swift propaganda. Last week, she attended the Kansas City Chiefs blowout home victory over the Chicago Bears and 99% of the game was a live feed of her hanging with Travis’s mom, Donna and 1% was […]
Last week, it was announced that the XFL and USFL will be merging to form one super-Spring football league. “If the transaction is consummated, the new league will establish best-in-class operations based on the most recent seasons of both leagues,” the leagues said. “This historic combination will anchor professional spring football with substantial capabilities and […]
We’re 5 weeks into the 2023 NFL season and we are witnessing some of the worst football anyone has ever played and there is nothing I love more than terrible football. There is nothing funnier than a quarterback throwing a disgusting interception or a DB getting sonned by a wide receiver. I wanted to put […]
On Monday Night Football, Daniel Jones played like he received a phone call from a blocked number before the game started. The voice on the other end of the phone said he was holding a gun to his parents’ heads and would blow their brains out if he threw a single good pass against the […]
Trevor Lawrence was a perfect 5-star prospect coming out of college. 6-foot-6 with a golden arm and the face of a movie star(‘s stunt double). When he arrived at Clemson, all he did was win football games. He was the National Champion. Player of the Year. All of those little accolades. In 2021, the Jacksonville […]
After Thursday night’s 12-30 loss to the San Francisco 49ers, I’m beginning to think this is about to be a grueling year for the New York football Giants. It’s Week 3 and the Giants have played 2 good quarters of football. Whatever. Let’s just get into the 3 biggest takeaways from this Giants Week 3 […]
Alan Williams has been a football coach since 1992. He was the defensive backs coach for the 2006 Indianapolis Colts who won the Super Bowl that season and was crucial in making guys like Bob Sanders, Antoine Bethea and Marlin Jackson into key defensive studs for that team. He was the defensive coordinator for the […]
Now that we’re a couple weeks into the 2023 NFL season, we have narratives forming and some teams distinguishing themselves from the pack (for better or worse). So let’s pick which specific games we absolutely need to keep an eye on for NFL Week 3: 1. New York Giants (1-1) @ San Francisco 49ers […]
After going down 0-20 (and 0-60 in their first 6 quarters of the 2023 NFL season) the New York Giants stormed back for a 31-28 win over a Cardinals team that never should’ve had a lead. Here are my 3 biggest takeaways from the Giants Week 2 W over the Cardinals: […]
It’s important to find common ground with your enemies. Newsmax is a network made to convince elderly white people to be afraid of people who look like me. But Greg Kelly went on his show this week and finally told the truth that I’ve saying about Aaron Rodgers for years. Here’s Greg Kelly explaining his […]
Aaron Rodgers played about 4 minutes of football for the New York Jets before his achilles exploded and his season came to an end. You’d think all those hours he spent getting high in a dark cave would’ve prevented this tragedy but nope, he will be walking with crutches for the remainder of 2023. It’s […]
I spent the entire NFL offseason bragging about Daniel Jones’s progression, the new offensive weapons, and an improved defense. The New York Giants spent the offseason doing absolutely fucking nothing and were stomped out by the Dallas Cowboys 40-0 at home in the 2023 season opener on Sunday Night Football in front of all of […]
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