Daniel Jones Suuuuuuuuucks

On Monday Night Football, Daniel Jones played like he received a phone call from a blocked number before the game started. The voice on the other end of the phone said he was holding a gun to his parents’ heads and would blow their brains out if he threw a single good pass against the Seahawks.

Veteran safety Quandre Diggs on #Seahawks CB Devon Witherspoon after the rookie’s standout performance against the Giants on Monday night:

“I’m excited for his continued success. He’s gonna be one of the great ones.” https://t.co/SYYMW899tB pic.twitter.com/4Sx52Ikszg

— Dugar, Michael-Shawn (@MikeDugar) October 4, 2023

Here’s what Daniel Jones did against the Seahawks:

202 yards
0 touchdowns
2 interceptions
67 passer rating
2 fumbles (1 lost)

The Giants fell to a 1-3 record and it’s all Jones’s fault.

The downfall of the New York Football Giants lands squarely on the shoulders of Daniel Jones even though the best wide receiver on the roster is Darius Slayton—a guy who you can visually see get nervous whenever the ball is thrown in his direction.

But it’s cool.

The Giants front office went out there and signed Parris Campbell—a guy whose best career game was for 76 receiving yards as the third option on the Colts last season.

They drafted a deep ball threat in Jalin Hyatt and he is destined to have a fantastic career—on a team with a real offensive line so the quarterback actually has time for Hyatt to finish running his route downfield.

Daniel Jones was sacked 10 times against Seattle. 1000% DJ’s fault. The Giants used the no. 7 overall pick in 2022 to draft Evan Neal.

Let’s see how Evan Neal is doing:

I’ve never seen anything like this. What the hell was Evan Neal doing here??#NYGiants #NYG #Giants pic.twitter.com/mdAhei9wAv

— Anthony Rivardo (@Anthony_Rivardo) October 3, 2023

I blame Daniel Jones for this. He should be working in tandem with the offensive line coach getting his front five in order. That’s what starting quarterbacks do.

Quick shout out to the OL coach, Bobby Johnson who was the Bill OL coach in 2021 and two years later, without him, they are now ranked as the no. 1 offensive line while the current team he’s coaching looks like they spend all of their practices watching movies and playing on their phone.

Daniel’s fault.

Oh and I can’t forget one of Jones’s biggest mistakes of hanging onto Eli Manning too long and using the 2018 No. 2 overall draft pick for a running back the franchise would inevitably get into a contract dispute with because he’s never fucking healthy enough to play.

Last season, the Giants had an unstoppable option play where Jones would fake a right-side hand-off to Saquon Barkley only to keep it and bust a huge run to the left.

That play appears to have been removed from the playbook. Daniel Jones’s best skill is his ability to tuck the ball and go. Last season it felt like he was an instant first down every time he scrambled.

But again, limiting Daniel Jones to becoming a pocket quarterback behind an offensive line that ends up on their back the moment the ball is snapped is probably the fault of DJ.

The only good offensive lineman, Andrew Thomas, has been injured all season. Why isn’t Daniel Jones helping Thomas with his rehab?

And since we’re asking questions here, how dare Daniel Jones sign the contract this team offered him? He should have known he was going to be exposed against the Seahawks on Monday Night Football and took the high road by declining the life-changing wealth. What an asshole.

All of the New York Giants problems would magically be solved if Daniel Jones was off the team. This is clearly a Super Bowl ready team being held back by their QB1.

The Giants are the worst team in football. Oh, and Wink, I counted 2 missed tackles there, I’m counting. pic.twitter.com/fLmuA2rWoX

— Alex Wilson (@AlexWilsonESM) October 3, 2023

Look at these disgusting missed tackles. Daniel Jones should be pulling them aside and re-teaching the basics of football to the entire defense.

Daniel Jones sucks and he is the ONLY reason why the Giants stink this year.