Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Breaking: Monty Williams and the Detroit Pistons have agreed in principle on a six-year, $72 million deal for Williams to become the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell me and @JLEdwardsIII. The deal […]
We’ve made it to the 2023 NBA Finals where the Denver Nuggets and Miami Heat are set to do battle. There are only about two games a week which means the basketball coverage is going to be narrative driven and not a lot of actual basketball talk. Let’s rank the 7 most annoying storylines […]
In 12 years as the general manager of the Golden State Warriors, Bob Myers won 4 NBA titles and has taken home the Executive of the Year award twice. Myers is responsible for hiring Steve Kerr, acquiring Finals MVP Andre Iguodala and getting the salary cap in good enough shape to sign Kevin Durant. BREAKING: […]
The Knicks are quietly become the most consistent and normal organization in the NBA after a couple of decades of being the laughing stock of the league and that’s mainly due to the GM hiring of Scott Perry in 2017. 6 years and 2 playoff appearances later and it is being reported this week Scott […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. BREAKING: The 76ers are hiring Nick Nurse as their next HC, per @wojespn pic.twitter.com/KrHiIZ2EwM — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 29, 2023 The Philadelphia 76ers have hired Nick Nurse as their new head coach. […]
On Monday night, the Boston Celtics season officially came to an end after a hilarious 84-103 L to the Miami Heat in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference. After going down 0-3, this team fought like hell to not only avoid a sweep but push the Heat to 7 games only to get crushed at […]
There is nothing lamer than going out of your way trying to be cool. Ja Morant cannot stop himself from being the corniest guy in the world. Last season, The NBA suspended Morant. He was forced to go to fake gangbanging rehab after being filmed shirtless and waving his gun at a strip club. He […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 New York Knicks won 47 games and finished 5th in the Eastern Conference. The team finished 3rd in offensive rating and 7th in net rating. They were a Top 10 team in the […]
I try to avoid jumping on a soapbox to shake my head in disappointment when sports people say dumb sports shit but this article is more about my growing frustration towards the NBA media and how little they care about the games they watch and the players they cover. This week, everyone dogpiled on Anthony […]
After a disgusting Game 4 where the Knicks looked like they were ready to start their summer vacations, New York saved their season with a 112-103 victory over a Miami Heat team that seemed determined to miss every wide open shot they took. Here are the 4 biggest takeaways from Knicks Heat Game 5: […]
Since retiring from the NBA in 2021, JJ Redick has been one of the most popular names in NBA media. Whether we see clips from his podcast or clips of him angrily correcting Stephen A. Smith—who gets his information from cock sources—JJ is typically on our timelines and newsfeeds saying some smart basketball shit. This […]
This article is going to hurt to write. As a lifelong Knicks fan, it brings me no joy to make this statement but after watching this team lose 101-109 in Game 4 to the Miami Heat to go down 3-1 in the Eastern Conference Semifinals I have no choice but to make this unfortunate announcement: […]
On Sunday night, the Phoenix Suns beat the Denver Nuggets 129-124 to even up the series 2-2. We should be talking about the unbelievable performances of Nikola Jokic, Kevin Durant and Devin Booker but instead, we need to discuss a confrontation that took place at the end of the second half between Nikola Jokic and […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
This week, the NBA awarded Joel Embiid with the 2022-23 MVP. All season, there was a debate between back-to-back winner, Nikola Jokic, and his runner-up every year, Embiid. Well, Joel finally won the trophy and a local Colorado newspaper columnist used this as an opportunity to share some of his weird-ass Jokic fan fiction. Mark […]
The Miam Heat came into Madison Square Garden for Game 1 and left with a massive 108-101 road victory to steal homecourt advantage away from the New York Knicks. A Knicks team that missed seemingly every single jump shot and shrunk in the second half while the Heat rose to the occasion. Here are 4 […]
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