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I imagine it’s very difficult to maintain your privacy when you’re a professional athlete dealing with an entire media apparatus dedicated to magnifying and exploiting drama for clicks and views.
I imagine it’s even more difficult to maintain that privacy when you’re future NBA Hall of Famer, Dwight Howard, constantly DMing boys begging for bussy on Instagram.
And I bet it’s impossible for Dwight to maintain that privacy when he’s out here sexually assaulting the twinks he’s Ubering over to the crib.
Dwight Howard is being accused of sexual assault by a partner from the summer of 2021 who claims Howard forced him to have a threesome with another man he did not consent to.
Howard sent texts asking if he was okay with a man or woman joining in a threesome and homeboy didn’t want either option. Dwight being the dumbest guy in the NBA took that answer to mean “a man dressed up as a woman” so Dwight and his friend “Kitty” basically double-teamed homie against his will.
You can’t do that.
There’s gray area here, I reckon.
It’s a civil suit and not a criminal case and anyone can file a lawsuit against anyone. It doesn’t necessarily mean the event took place. It’s also possible the victim isn’t a victim at all. He is using this as an opportunity to out the 3-time Defensive Player of the Year. Perhaps out of spite or just for shits and giggles. People suck and outing a celebrity could be a quick thrill.
Here’s Dwight Howard responding to everyone and their mothers making fun of his sexuality:
Dwight Howard response … #DwightHoward pic.twitter.com/UUca28OmJn
— DREE LEGEND🇨🇦🇨🇩 (@DreeLegend) October 25, 2023
“People who know what is going on in my bed know what the hell is going on and what I do with it. I don’t gotta tell nobody where I put my wood at since ya’ll wanna get to it,” the ball player said. “That ain’t nobody business where I put my sh*t at. Ya’ll just weird. If you wanna know what people doing in their bedroom or who they messin’ with or sleeping with, you are weird!”
Dwight is absolutely right. No one should care who he is sleeping with.
We should, however, care if the people you’re sleeping with are being finessed into strange threesomes with Kitty. Speaking of Kitty, here’s what my guy said about her popping up when he arrived at Dwight’s house:
“‘Kitty’ is an older unattractive person in their 40s. Hours into me being at Dwight Howard’s home, he ambushed me with this person.”Dwight never showed me pictures of Kitty nor disclosed their gender. Kitty walked in with a full beard, 2 inch heels and a 28pcs church wig. Immediately, I was thrown off, uncomfortable and expressed that I wanted to leave.”
Oh, and to make matters worse, Dwight made Kitty drive the young man home instead of taking an Uber. On the ride home, Kitty told homeboy he better keep things secret or they’d put a bullet in his head.
I mean, you can’t have a dusty 40-year-old live-in sex slave and enforcer ready to kill for you. But perhaps Kitty is the only one Dwight trusts with his sexuality which is actually kind of sad. We have to get Dwight Howard some (gay) friends because lord knows he made zero NBA friends. Kobe hated him. James Harden hated him. LeBron James put up with him.
It’s Dwight Howard and Kitty vs. everyone.
I have no idea what happened between these 3 people.
But I do think it sucks he has to have strange, secret interactions with these guys. If Dwight had been open from day one when he was dominating the NBA and leading the Orlando Magic to the Finals, my guy would’ve been drowning in bussy.
At the end of the day, it’s okay to be gay. Just be gay responsibly.
Is Dwight Howard a big gay rapist? Leave a comment below. Respond on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram. Or shoot me an email at Deadseriousmailbag@gmail.com. Let’s chat, bay-beeeee. Let me know if you Dwight being gay changes your opinion of him so I can ask what opinion did you even have to begin with, like, this man has been very clearly gay for a minute.
