When we’re children, we idolize our parents and teachers: we find someone to look up to that matches our own ambitions and dreams. When you want to be a doctor, you idolize and watch your healthcare provider and when you want to go to space, you devour all you can about NASA. If you’re currently […]
Kelvin Benjamin’s NFL comeback has been cut short today as the New York Giants are releasing the wide receiver turned tight end following an altercation with the coaching staff. The altercation was the result of Kelvin Benjamin not making the required weight. Here’s Kelvin Benjamin’s interpretation of his time in New York: “I don’t want […]
Houston Texans starting quarterback, Deshaun Watson, is currently facing 22 civil lawsuits including claims of sexual assault and harassment from various masseuses across the larger Houston area. He also just casually showed up to training camp this week as if there isn’t a line of women all waiting for their opportunity to testify against this […]
The New York Yankees currently sit 8.5 games out of first place in the AL East in one of the most disappointing seasons in recent history. They are exceptionally average and with guns pointed at Aaron Boone and GM Brian Cashman, the organization decided to finally pull the trigger and trade for an All-Star. Enter […]
Simone Biles is one of the most decorated athletes in American sports history. She has achieved more than any other Olympian in our lifetimes. This week she announced she was withdrawing from Thursday’s All-Around competition due to mental health concerns and the internet exploded as guys like Charlie Kirk and Clay Travis—two men who have […]
Steve Novak was an absolute sharpshooter for the New York Knicks. He led the league in 3-point percentage back in 2012. He stood in the corner watching Carmelo Anthony jab step for 20 seconds all while patiently waiting for a pass in the corner that he’d sink at the end of the shot clock. He’s […]
After generations of being named after an ethnicity and having a cartoonishly mocking logo to match, the Cleveland Indians have finally changed their names to the Cleveland Guardians and like everything that happens in this country now, Trump supporters are weeping in the streets about how much they miss being allowed to be openly racist. […]
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The Milwaukee Bucks have officially won the 2021 NBA Finals after coming back from behind 0-2 to a dominant Phoenix Suns squad. Giannis is the new king of the NBA while the former king is on a press tour for his Looney Tunes movie. But with every big event like this, there are winners and […]
Cole Beasley is coming off the best season of his NFL career grabbing 82 receptions for 967 yards and 4 touchdowns. These are impressive numbers from a slot receiver whose job is to pretty much just ran 5-yard slants across the middle and run like hell after. Cole Beasley is also an anxi-vax loser who […]
On Tuesday night, the Milwaukee Bucks won their first NBA title since 1971 thanks to a 50 burger from Giannis where he carried the team on his back through their awful shooting performances. The most glaring of the shitty shooting performances came from the extremely cold hands of Jrue Holiday who went 4-for-19 from the […]
When I woke up this morning, the number one story was about Dwayne Haskins and his family troubles and if you throw ONE pass in the NFC East, you are always Deadseriousness fodder. Here is the report from ESPN: The wife of Dwayne Haskins faces a domestic violence charge stemming from an alleged assault involving […]
ESPN is the self-proclaimed ‘leader of sports’ that has found itself in the news every day this week as their employees take turns being racist as hell. This week, it’s Stephen A. Smith’s turn to spread xenophobia. Stephen A. Smith on Shohei Ohtani: “I don’t think it helps that the number one face is a […]
Not only are there rumors that the Knicks and Cavaliers are in trade talks to send Collin Sexton to New York but the talks have advanced so far that there are details to the potential deal in place. A package that would include Obi Toppin, Kevin Knox, and one of New York’s 2021 first rounders […]
On Saturday night, Conor McGregor took a big fat L against Dustin Poirier at UFC 264 after saying that we was going to ‘kill’ Poirier leading up to the fight. Turns out, Dustin is very much alive and McGregor was carried out on a stretcher because he broke his leg. Laugh out loud. But I […]
On Saturday night, Team USA and Nigeria had a friendly pre-Olympic exhibition match. It didn’t go well for USA as Nigeria defeated them in a 90-87 upset that no one expected. Here is the most embarrassing moment of the night. And not embarrassing for America in any way. We embarrass ourselves in many other ways. […]
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