NFL quarterback battles are the only reason to pay attention to this sport before Week 1 of the regular season. Training camp doesn’t matter. Preseason is uneventful as hell. The sport should shut down after the Super Bowl and restart at Week 1 the next year. But quarterback battles are hilarious. There is nothing funnier […]
Over the weekend, Naomi Osaka withdrew from the French Open after she was fined for her decision not to meet with the media in an attempt to protect her mental health. You’d think the natural and normal reaction to this would be ‘oh, good for her’. Or, like my reaction which is “shrug”. But it’s […]
As I write this, the Yankees currently sit in 3rd place in the AL East. They’re 4.5 games behind the Tampa Bay Devil Rays which is incredibly close to first place considering the Yankees have no idea how to hit baseballs anymore. New York ranks 26th in batting average (.227), 25th in runs scored (207) […]
The Boston Celtics fans are being Boston Celtics fans again which means everyone has to log off for the next few days as they try to convince us that they’re not racist. Over the weekend, the Brooklyn Nets beat the Boston Celtics 141-126 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. What will most likely […]
Look, there is no place in this world for crime. Stealing is bad or whatever. Don’t take things that don’t belong to you and blah blah. The Ten Commandments. You get it. But when former New York Giants corner, Janoris Jenkins, goes on Twitter and asks for help in finding his Rolls Royce, it’s difficult […]
Jameis Winston’s entire football career has been hilarious. From stealing crab legs at the local Publix to shouting ‘Grab her by the pussy (which the Daily Beast called a “Sex Chant”) at the Florida State cafeteria to throwing 30 interceptions and then getting Lasik surgery in the offseason as if his vision was the problem […]
The Knicks Game 3 performance in Atlanta was one of the worst basketball games I’ve ever had to sit through. New York shot 35% from the field and 30% from behind the arc which is incredible because it looked like they missed every single shot. The two main scorers for the Knicks, Julius Randle and […]
Throughout the entire postseason bubble last year we were all waterboarded with propaganda about the great Miami Heat Culture©️. Stories upon stories about how Team President, Pat Riley, gave Jimmy Butler his first suit or how he found Bam Adebayo in the inner city and showed him that he can turn his life around if […]
Atlanta Hawks star point guard, Trae Young, has become public enemy number one in New York. In his playoff debut, Young dropped 32 points and helped Atlanta steal Game 1 in front of a hostile Madison Square Garden crowd. In his encore, he took a step back and decided to only score 30 points as […]
The NFC East might’ve been blown wide open this week with Ben McAdoo returning to the division. The #Cowboys have hired former #Giants head coach Ben McAdoo as a consultant, sources say. Once a #Packers QB coach under Mike McCarthy, now back with him in Dallas. — Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) May 26, 2021 That’s right. […]
Prior to the 2020-21 NBA season, the Washington Wizards signed Davis Bertans to a 5-year $80 million deal. He’s a 6-foot-10 wing that can catch and shoot along the perimeter. Perfect to stand in the corner with his hands ready for when Russell Westbrook drives and chucks the ball across the court full speed at […]
On Wednesday night, the New York Knicks managed to tie their first-round series with the Atlanta Hawks after a 101-92 victory at home. The Knicks have tied the series despite their All-Star, Julius Randle, forgetting how to play basketball and looking frightened by a sold-out Madison Square Garden. Randle is shooting 11-for-39 and 4-for-13 from […]
Los Angeles Angels (of Anaheim) pitching coach, Mickey Calloway, has been exiled from Major League Baseball until after the 2022 season following an investigation into a report from earlier this year that detailed 5 separate accounts of Calloway being a creepy little sex pest. In recent years we’ve learned how gross a lot of men […]
With the No. 2 pick of the 2020 NBA Draft, the Golden State Warriors decided to select James Wiseman, the center from Memphis. Wiseman’s scouting report says he reads the game slowly and after missing his entire freshman year at college, it didn’t make all the sense in the world to bring in a project […]
Julio Jones has been demanding a trade for what feels like years now but this week, he made it quite clear his time in Atlanta is done. Julio Jones accepted a call from Fox Sports host, Shannon Sharpe, live on air in which he said he was ‘out of here’ in reference to Atlanta. Julio […]
On Tuesday night, the Los Angeles Clippers lost to the Dallas Mavericks once again to go down 0-2 in the first round of the 2021 NBA playoffs. This team has now lost 5 consecutive playoff games dating back to last year’s bubble when they blew a 3-1 lead to the Denver Nuggets. It’s easy to […]
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