Something shady is happening in New Orleans. This week, the Saints are extending Taysom Hill and giving him even more money he hasn’t earned for absolutely no reason that can be depicted via football-related information. Here are the details: Sources told ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Hill’s new deal will pay him $40 million over the […]
The Detroit Lions seem determined to never win another football game and this past Sunday was the perfect display of their mission statement as they allowed Tim Boyle to go out there and be their starting quarterback. .@denzelward NO FLY ZONE ❌ 📺: #DETvsCLE on FOX 📲: Browns mobile app pic.twitter.com/C7EeQRjzEo — Cleveland Browns (@Browns) […]
I sat down to write a completely different article about a completely different rookie. I went to look at the 2021 draft order and was reminded that Trevor Lawrence was the no. 1 overall pick. Somehow the ‘greatest quarterback prospect since John Elway’ has been removed from my mind’s eye entirely. Turns out, Trevor Lawrence […]
It’s finally over. The Giants have fired the most mediocre man on Earth. Jason Garrett is no longer the offensive coordinator in New York. Let’s quickly look at how the Giants offense has performed since Garrett took over in 2020: 17.2 points per game (30th in the NFL) 5.1 yards per play (28th in […]
The New York Giants just got embarrassed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a 30-10 blowout loss on national television. They have been embarrassed almost every single week of the Daniel Jones era. The team is 11-25 with Jones as the starter. That’s not good. They are the worst team in the worst division in […]
During the Golden State Warriors dynasty, Steve Kerr took time off to recover from a back injury. Luke Walton became the interim coach and the Warriors did Warrior shit. Somehow Luke Walton got credit for the Warriors success despite them already being one of the greatest teams ever with the two greatest shooters ever and […]
There’s something truly magical about an NBA fight. One player fouls another player a little harder than normal. That player then randomly freaks out and shoves the player that fouled him. Everyone else immediately starts holding everyone back and the only people who get hit are the little trainers and water boys who physically cannot […]
The Eastern Conference is STACKED this season. Normally, starting the season 8-7 would be the dream for Knicks fans but we spoiled last year with New York getting homecourt advantage in the playoffs. We have new expectations now. Unfortunately, Julius Randle doesn’t give a shit about any of that as the All-NBA forward is playing […]
Last week, Chinese professional tennis player, Peng Shuai, posted online about her relationship with a high-ranking Chinese official. Shuai says the relationship ended with a sexual assault. That post was taken down minutes after it went live. You couldn’t search the name ‘Peng Shuai’ due to China’s strict censorship. You couldn’t even search the word […]
Today it is being reported that Washington Wizards GM, Tommy Sheppard, is getting both a contract extension as well as a promotion to team president as this team sits at 10-3 as the best team in the Eastern Conference somehow. Last season, this team barely landed at the 8th seed. They traded away future Hall […]
First round pick, Zach Wilson, is still nursing a sprained PCL. Backup, Mike White, has returned to Earth with a 4 interception stinker. But the 2-7 New York Jets are finally ready to break glass for emergency to unleash their secret weapon on their Week 11 opponents. 11 touchdowns and no interceptions with a 117.2 […]
It is being reported that the Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers, will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena starting December 25th. It is a 20-year deal worth $700 million and starting Christmas Day, cryptocurrency will get nonstop name placement on ESPN and etc. Most of the reaction has less to do with a […]
Brandon Boston Jr was selected 51st overall by the Los Angeles Clippers and was supposed to quietly develop in the G-League while Kawhi Leonard leads this team to a championship parade buuuut plans change. With Terrence Mann out and Nic Batum on a minutes restriction, Boston was given an opportunity on Tuesday night against the […]
Teddy Bridgewater is mid. His career-high 15 touchdowns in 2020 came along with 11 interceptions. He is incredibly boring to watch. He moves in slow motion. Provides zero mobility out of the pocket. Has the arm strength of a snake. And exists exclusively to hand the ball off and get out of the way. But […]
The Los Angeles Angels are one of the many Major League Baseball teams who seem as if they either don’t care about winning or can’t figure out the secret as they enter every season with one of the worst pitching staffs. They have now signed 29-year old Noah Syndergaard to join their starting rotation that […]
Let me start off by making it known this article is not about to be me on a soapbox waging my finger down at dumb teenage assholes drinking and driving. You make a mistake, no one gets hurt, you learn a valuable (and expensive as fuck) lesson and whatever. No, this article is 1000% about […]
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