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Man Obsessed With Child Trafficking Shockingly Traffics Children

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Sound of Freedom is a cultural phenomenon. Finally, someone had the guts to make a movie about the real global pandemic—human sex trafficking. Since it’s July 3rd release, the film has made $155 million. Nobody wants you to go see this movie about the TRUTH. Nobody wants you to see it but somehow it’s made more money than The Flash movie.

Meet Fabian Marta, one of the Sound of Freedom financiers who helped pay for national movie distribution.

Now, a lot of people will look at Fabian Marta as a hypocrite for funding a movie about sex trafficking while simultaneously hosting sex work parties but people don’t understand the amount of research it takes to fully take down these evil crime organizations. If you want to stop sex trafficking, you have to commit some sex trafficking.

Fabian Marta is out on the front lines getting his hands dirty.

So everyone should understand why Marta was charged on July 21st for child kidnapping.

Here’s what child kidnapping is described as in Missouri, for reference:

“A person commits the offense of child kidnapping if he or she is not a relative of the child within the third degree and, knowing he or she has no right to do so, removes a child under the age of fourteen without consent of the child’s parents or guardian, or confines such child for a substantial period of time without such consent”

On paper, that sounds terrible. But why would someone who funded a movie about child sex trafficking go out and kidnap a child? Do you really mean to tell me there are a bunch of conservatives who are obsessed with accusing their political adversaries of being pedophiles who are secretly committing their own crimes against children by pretending to be saviors and beacons of safety for the kids they are about to abuse?

Yea right.

You will all look goofy when you find out this was alllll part of the masterplan to end child sex trafficking and we’ll all celebrate at one of Fabian Marta’s LIT sugar daddy parties.

 

 

 


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