The Chiefs beat the Texans. The Commanders beat the Lions. The Eagles beat the Rams. And the Bills beat the Ravens. The 2025 NFL Divisional Round was both full of surprises and also exactly what should’ve happened. We had a lot of snow, a lot of Saquon Barkley and we even lost and got back […]
Last night I was waterboarded with crude AI images of some combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid and/or Travis Kelce cuddling up with the referees. Apparently, the NFL is rigged. The Kansas City Chiefs beat the Houston Texans 23-14, advancing to another AFC Championship Game with some eye-rolling calls randomly gifting the Chiefs chunks of […]
It’s difficult to win a Super Bowl in the National Football League. Every player, coach, exec, trainer, ball boy and bus driver has to be locked in on the mission at hand. You can’t have a wide receiver reading self-help books on the sidelines because he only caught 1 pass. As of right now, the […]
The 2025 New York Giants need a quarterback. You could make the argument the Giants have needed a quarterback since, like, 2016. But they absolutely need a quarterback next season after finally punting on Daniel Jones. Tim fucking Boyle played for the Giants this year. That’s rock bottom. So let’s look around the NFL world […]
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. They dominate national NFL coverage despite not being a genuine Super Bowl contender since I was watching Doug and Rugrats. Yet they still dogwalk my beloved New York Giants twice a year just to spite me, specifically. Dak Prescott has a dart board covered in photos of my beautiful face. […]
Sam Darnold came into NFL Wild Card Weekend looking to make a statement—to let everyone know that he’s a legit game-changing quarterback who deserves to be paid accordingly in the offseason. The Minnesota Vikings even caught a break as the game was relocated from the Rams home stadium to a neutral site thanks to the […]
2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend wasn’t the most competitive two days of football ever—especially after watching the College Football Playoff semifinals earlier in the week—but it’s the Wild Card round. Bo Nix was here. We were never going to get a weekend full of bangers. Anyway, let’s give out some awards for NFL Wild Card […]
As of right now, 6 NFL teams are without a head coach. The New York Jets, New Orleans Saints, Chicago Bears, Las Vegas Raiders, Jacksonville Jaguars and the New England Patriots are all coachless. I want to rank these NFL head coach openings based on where I myself would want to work. Feels like usually […]
The New York Jets would like everyone to know they are serious about finding their next general manager and head coach. They’ve gone as far as hiring an NFL blog as consultants in their search. These consultants have led them to interview names from Louis Riddick of ESPN to Ron Rivera, who was so awful […]
2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend is upon us and despite my beloved New York Giants being nowhere near advancing to the tourney, I think I’ll still watch the games. But not all football games are created equal. We learned that on Christmas Day. Just because two teams have great win-loss records doesn’t mean it’ll automatically […]
18 weeks later and it’s over. The 2024 NFL season is finally over. Remember week 1 when we all thought our teams could make the playoffs and then Bo Nix and Jayden Daniels came into the league and stole two playoff berths? Meanwhile, I spent the last 3 months watching the New York Giants lose […]
I just watched 17 of the worst football team I have ever seen. Watched every single one. Even this final 20-13 New York Giants loss to the Philadelphia Eagles practice squad. Tanner McKee finds EJ Jenkins for his first career TD reception! pic.twitter.com/iS0CjP8FhG — Shane Haff (@ShaneHaffNFL) January 5, 2025 Tanner McKee and EJ Jenkins, […]
After losing 35-10 to the Baltimore Ravens in their final game of the 2024 NFL season to finish 3-14, solidifying themselves as one of the most poverty-ridden franchises in sports, the Cleveland Browns identified their biggest weakness and made immediate changes. The #Browns fired OC Ken Dorsey, per sources. pic.twitter.com/aev3VR90la — Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) January […]
Growing up, I would get HYPED for star receiver matchups. Whenever Minnesota and San Francisco had a game, I was locked in on Randy Moss vs. Terrell Owens. As my wrinkles form wrinkles, I still get excited to see which receiver is the bigger sicko. Saturday night’s main event between Cincinnati and Pittsburgh may have […]
The NFL Pro Bowl is one of the biggest achievements in all of professional sports. The greatest athletes play in an electric All-Star game of non-contact flag football. Gladiators fly into Orlando, Florida to throw balls through tires and other incredibly important football-adjacent activities. Saquon took one in the noggin at #ProBowlGames Dodgeball 😅 pic.twitter.com/TqWYtsO5oM […]
“With the number two pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, the New York Giants select, running back Saquon Barkley, from Penn State” Those words will forever haunt me. Old Man Eli was coming off a season so bad he gifted the Giants with the No. 2 pick and an opportunity to draft his replacement. With […]
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