Last week, Micah Parsons announced he’s done playing around with the Dallas Cowboys. Thank you Dallas 🦁👑 🙏🏾! I pic.twitter.com/EUnEj9uRUt — Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) August 1, 2025 Micah Parsons wants his money and Jerry Jones is playing in his face, attention-hoarding as he runs from the grim reaper in his dreams every night. Last season, […]
Micah Parsons has made 3 All-Pro teams (First Team All-Pro 2021. 2022, Second Team All-Pro 2023). He’s a 4-time All-Star. The 2021 Defensive Rookie of the Year. He’s finished in the Top 3 in Defensive Player of the Year voting 3 of his 4 first NFL seasons. Parsons missed 4 games last season with a […]
In April, former NFL tight end turned sports hot take artist and interviewer with the worst questions ever, Shannon Sharpe, was about to sign his name on a $100 million podcast contract. The very same month, a young woman accused Sharpe of sexual assault and filed a lawsuit against the co-star of ESPN’s First Take. […]
A stunner: The Raiders are releasing standout DT Christian Wilkins, the former prize of free agency after just one season of a five-year, $110M deal, sources say. Wilkins, who has been dealing with a serious foot injury, is on the books for $57.5M fully guaranteed. [image or embed] — Ian Rapoport (@rapsheet.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 […]
Sports are a massive part of my life, especially when it comes to football. Although the new season is not quite ready for takeoff yet, it’s not far away and the schedule of games for the new season has already been released. The matchups it contains has caused quite a buzz among NFL supporters […]
This weekend was the 2025 NFL Draft, aka Mel Kiper Jr’s 13th Reason Why. The entire weekend was centered around the fall of Shedeur Sanders to the fifth round as the Cleveland Browns second choice and the imaginative storylines and conspiracies surrounding it. But there were also 250+ kids not named Shedeur who also achieved […]
In a world where planes are falling out of the sky and you have to save few paychecks up to purchase one dozen eggs, we’re all just looking for a romantic partner to help us carry the weight. Shannon Sharpe is no different from you or me. After 14 years as a Hall of Fame […]
I don’t like writing about these domestic abuse cases. It feels icky sometimes. But I also imagine the victims don’t like getting beat up by celebrities and athletes who casually return to work without facing any real consequences—so I guess I’ll talk about this new Tyreek Hill fight. Wednesday afternoon, local Sunny Isles Beach police […]
It’s time for Deadseriousness to get into the 2025 NFL Mock Draft game. I want those pageviews too. I gotta feed my family (my dog). Sure, I only really watched Nebraska football and even then, I’m mostly on my phone watching clips from Jeff Teague’s podcast. But this is America where a lack of knowledge […]
I was waiting to see where Aaron Rodgers landed before I dropped a final NFL free agency article but I don’t have time to waste while Rodgers rubs mud on his face on the outskirts of the Patagonian Desert—high off the chemicals they forced 1950s housewives to devour after they watched their second-born get mowed […]
BREAKING: The #Giants and QB Jameis Winston are finalizing a 2-year, $8M deal, which could be up to $16M with incentives, multiple sources tell @NFLonFOX. [image or embed] — Jordan Schultz (@schultzreport.bsky.social) March 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM What does Jameis Winston bring to the New York Giants? Jameis Winston’s greatest strength is not being […]
The 2024 New York Giants won 3 games. I’ll be honest, not great. They went into the season giving their inconsistent, injury-prone quarterback one last chance to do something he hadn’t done in his previous 5 seasons—play well. DANIEL JONES FUMBLE. WHAT WAS HE THINKING??pic.twitter.com/Hm6tahP4pF — Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) November 3, 2024 He did not. […]
The New York Giants were one of the worst teams in the NFL last season and I know throwing a bunch of money at guys other teams discarded isn’t the smartest team-building exercise but neither is re-signing Darius Slayton—the Mendoza line of wide receivers—to the same contract you refused to give Saquon Barkley. But it’s […]
Breaking: Seattle is sending WR DK Metcalf to the Steelers, sources tell Adam Schefter. Seattle is receiving a second round pick and flipping picks in the sixth and seventh rounds. [image or embed] — ESPN (@espn.com) March 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM The Seattle Seahawks traded wide receiver DK Metcalf to the Pittsburgh Steelers […]
Breaking: Daniel Jones is finalizing a one-year, $14M deal with the Colts, sources told Adam Schefter. Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app: spr.ly/618001mnn [image or embed] — ESPN (@espn.com) March 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM What does Daniel Jones bring to the Indianapolis Colts? The 27-year-old QB—coming off 6 straight […]
This current Kansas City Chiefs dynasty is fueled by the blood of Satan. We all already know this. I’m not breaking news with that information. In order to stay at the top, everyone in their orbit must suffer a humiliation ritual to satisfy the devil’s needs. This time, it was rookie wide receiver, Xavier Worthy, […]
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