Tim Boyle fucking sucks. The singular worst quarterback I have ever seen continually make NFL rosters despite always looking as if he has never played the sport before being asked to jog out there and drive his team down the field. Boyle played 3 seasons at UConn. Started 8 games over 3 years. Won 0 […]
Daniel Jones is finally out of here. Dave Gettleman will pay for the damage he caused the Giants organization drafting a running back with the no. 2 pick behind the worst offensive line in the NFL and then the following year, drafting a QB with the no. 6 pick who would have 100000% been available […]
The New York Jets just fired their GM, Joe Douglas, 2 days after their 28-27 last-second loss, allowing Anthony Richardson—who’s completing less than 50% of his passes—to put up a 106.5 passer rating, basically guaranteeing no one in the Jets building is getting a playoff bonus check in the mail this year. pic.twitter.com/8597Kq3XGM — New […]
Sometimes I wake up Tuesday morning disgusted that I stayed up til midnight watching the Manning brothers awkwardly chuckle through a punt competition. The Dallas Cowboys were never going to beat the Houston Texans, especially with Nico Collins returning, but I thought they’d move the football. And now Cooper Rush throws a Pick pic.twitter.com/0MGWTimljc — […]
So I missed the NFL Week 10 Awards last week because I woke up Sunday morning in the back of an ambulance. Kinda missed the 1pm slate of games, if you can imagine. But I am back, full of medications and thankfully, the New York Giants had a bye week so I could enjoy a […]
The New York Giants 2024 season is long gone. They just lost to David Tepper’s tax write-offs in Normandy. Bryce Young was about to move back in with his parents and now he’s on a 2-game winning streak. Cannot wait for the 30 for 30 detailing Bryce’s master plan to sprain Andy Dalton’s thumb in […]
The Carolina Panthers are a local high school JV team accidentally placed on an NFL schedule so it’s understandable that by Week 10, no one is really interested in talking about this team but Bryce Young quietly won a start against the New Orleans Saints last week. And he’s not as ass as he looked […]
We’re halfway through the season and it looks like the good teams have established themselves as the cream at the top and the bad teams look utterly creamless. No cream in sight. NFL Week 9 was crucial in separating the freaks and the meeks. I just re-read that. Not the bar I thought it was. […]
Daniel Jones sucks. We no longer need to debate this with hypotheticals about healthy offensive lines and better receivers. He’s had 6 years to prove he can play at a high level for 17 weeks out of the year and he cannot. Two weeks ago, Jones was benched for Drew Lock and on Monday night, […]
The “Enjoy Scoring 50 a Game Now Before Your OC Leaves in the Offseason” Award: Detroit Lions The Detroit Lions dropped 52 points on the Tennesee Titans—in front of their friends and families. Their third blowout victory this year. Detroit leads the NFL with 33.4 points a game. The Lions are 6-1, looking […]
Last week, Marcus Mariota quietly led the Washington Commanders to a 40-7 victory over the Carolina Panthers after Jayden Daniels left the game one series in with a rib injury. Maybe it went under the radar because they beat a Panthers team that struggles to field 53 NFL-caliber players but in a season defined by […]
NFL Week 7 in the books (minus Monday Night Football playing two games simultaneously for some reason). The 49ers lost to the Chiefs. Again. Saquon Barkley ran all over the Giants. Detroit took the NFC North crown off the Vikings corpse and speaking of deaths, Deshaun Watson may finally be out of our lives. Here […]
Deshaun Watson forced 20+ women to touch his little wee wee and was punished with the largest contract in NFL history. The Cleveland Browns traded for a guy who was spending his afternoons in courthouses, trying to convince judges that all these women were just telling similar lies, unprovoked, and not only did they give […]
BREAKING: Raiders trading WR Davante Adams to Jets for conditional third-round pick, per @RapSheet + @TomPelissero https://t.co/L4PkOAVBD6 pic.twitter.com/EZeVBfDtsG — Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL) October 15, 2024 The Las Vegas Raiders are trading 3-time All-Pro receiver, Davante Adams, to the New York Jets for a 3rd round pick that could turn into a 2nd rounder if […]
I won’t post the video here but just take my word for it when I say Aidan Hutchinson got his leg shattered into a bajillion pieces in Detroit’s 47-9 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. The Lions look like the best team in the NFL, effortlessly busting out random trick plays just treating a gameday like […]
The New York Giants could’ve made a statement on Sunday night if they beat the Cincinnati Bengals on primetime TV. The NFC East is wide open. Dallas is dead last in rushing. The Eagles are being coached by a guy who lied on his resume. And Washington just lost to the Ravens. The Giants could’ve […]
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