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2025 New York Jets Free Agency Guide

Last season’s Athletic report about Woody Johnson and his insistence that Jets employees address him as “Mr. Ambassador”—and his teenage son making roster-building decisions based on Madden ratings—didn’t inject confidence in me that new general manager, Darren Mougey, will be capable of leading this organization to a championship parade. The 2024 New York Jets had […]

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2025 Chicago Bears Free Agency Guide

We. Are. So. Back. Sort of. After drafting one of the greatest quarterback prospects of his era, signing a bunch of wide receivers he hasn’t met yet because he was jumped in an alley by pass rushers the moment the ball touched his hands—the Chicago Bears went 5-12 last season. Their head coach didn’t seem […]

5 DK Metcalf Trade Ideas

A DK Metcalf trade soon cometh. On the same day the Seahawks announce the release of 10-year Seahawks legendary receiver, Tyler Lockett—2-time Pro Bowler and 2020 2nd-Team All-Pro, DK Metcalf, has informed Seattle that his watch has ended and he’s ready to move on to greener pastures. You can’t blame Metcalf for wanting to work […]

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Richie Incognito Is Still An Asshole

In 2013, Miami Dolphins 2012 2nd-round offensive lineman, Jonathan Martin, played in just 7 games before leaving the team due to mental health issues he claimed were caused by bullying from Richie Incognito and the rest of the O-Linemen on the team, including racial slurs and all. Richie Incognito received an indefinite suspension after the […]

5 Myles Garrett Trade Ideas

Myles Garrett no longer wants to be a Cleveland Brown. In a statement released on NFL.com, Garrett indicated his watch had ended as the reigning 2023 Defensive Player of the Year wants to play for an organization that didn’t put all their eggs in a basket full of holes and cum-stained massage sheets. Here’s what […]

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NFL Divisional Round Awards

The Chiefs beat the Texans. The Commanders beat the Lions. The Eagles beat the Rams. And the Bills beat the Ravens. The 2025 NFL Divisional Round was both full of surprises and also exactly what should’ve happened. We had a lot of snow, a lot of Saquon Barkley and we even lost and got back […]

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