4 games left. The final lap. After looking up and down the NFL Week 15 schedule, for like, a solid 4 Mississipis, here are the Most Important, Catastrophic, Alarming storylines: 1. The Eagles have to stomp the Raiders The Las Vegas Raiders are Raidering [derogatory]. From my earliest memories of hearing John Madden […]
RFK Jr. is a crackhead trapped inside a delusion of his elevated, prestigious health and medicine expertise. I’m not sure how many dope fiend years are required to qualify for the honorary heroin PhD program, but former Colts owner Jim Irsay put in his 10,000 hours. Peyton Manning has the neck of a 9-time WWE […]
Matthew Stafford and Bryce Young in a battle of clutch no. 1 overall picks. Sam Darnold teabagging his old Vikings squad. Thanksgiving games I have to rewatch because, believe it or not, I was spending time with loved ones. I don’t live in solitude (yet). Let’s give out some Week 13 NFL Awards: Disaster Class […]
Matthew Stafford is 4th all time in comeback victories, behind only Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and two fewer than Ben Roethislberger. Bryce Young had 4 comeback victories this year, in his 3rd career season, the resume starting to look like other first overall draft picks before him, like Matthew Stafford. The Los Angeles Rams came […]
On Sunday, the New York Giants blew another double-digit 4th quarter lead, this time to the Detroit Lions. Head coach Brian Daboll was fired after a blown lead in Week 10 and now, following a Week 12 loss—defensive coordinator Shane Bowen is the next to be fired. Mike Kafka has confirmed that Shane Bowen has […]
Week 12 was a fun slate of games. 3 overtimes. Jameis Winston was out there doing stuff. The Eagles lost, always fun for me. Let’s give out some awards for Week 12. Disaster Class: Minnesota Vikings Sam Darnold is 8-3. Daniel Jones is 8-3. Both quarterbacks were on the Vikings roster last season. They elected […]
The sophomore slump has Michael Penix Jr. in the Walls of Jericho. Atlanta Falcons 2nd-year QB—surrounded by Bijan Robinson, Tyler Allgeier, Drake London and Kyle Pitts (eh)—Michael Penix leading this team to only 3 wins. Here’s where he ranks amongst his peers this season: 1,982 passing yards (20th in NFL) 88.5 passer rating (24th) 9 […]
I love Shedeur Sanders. A young man, showered with praise his entire life by a father who dedicated his retired life to getting his weird, awkward son into the NFL—with the help of a football media class full of celebrity worshipping ball sniffers like Mel Kiper—willing to light their crediblity on fire, live on television—gassing […]
Sometimes, we plateau, hit a wall, scrape our heads on the ceiling of what is possible in our current stations. And I’m speaking from the experience of a guy who is currently in the midst of a brutal 29-year rut. A change of scenery often unveils the keys to unlock your potential. A few NFL […]
The New York Giants have the 3rd most wins in NFL history. 4 Super Bowl Championships. A historic institution in this country. In 1925, Tim Mara and Will Gibson scraped together the most money they could, outbidding the field— ً$2,500 the New York Football Giants. Today, the price at the drive-thru window ordering dinner for […]
Antonio Brown is one of the greatest wide receivers of his generation. 928 career receptions, 12,291 yards and 83 touchdowns. 5-time All-Pro. Super Bowl champion. Truly unguardable at his peak. When Ben Roethlisberger threw in his direction, Brown was coming down with it—every time. He’s also a menace to society who should be wheeled around […]
Coming into the year—following 3 consecutive below .500 seasons—suddenly, the Las Vegas Raiders would flip a switch and compete for championships. An elderly Pete Carroll—fresh off his couch. Geno Smith—who, at his peak, was like, the 14th best QB in the league—the Raiders were ready to turn Las Vegas up. (Also, thanks to the lazy […]
Here comes a new weekly NFL column. Maybe. This is barely sneaking out before the Thursday night game. But every week, I want to choose a handful of quarterbacks whose success I will actively root for all weekend. I don’t play fantasy football anymore because of I don’t bet because I can barely keep the […]
Tyler Shough will start Sunday ⚜️ pic.twitter.com/2Iz7eXpJnE — New Orleans Saints (@Saints) October 28, 2025 The New Orleans Saints won 1 game this season. Had 8 tries. Won once. Derek Carr smashed his shoulder last season, retired, suddenly, leaving the New Orleans Saints in the shaking hands of 2nd year QB, Spencer Rattler—a guy, […]
I’ll be honest, a looooot of dogshit football this week. Every year I forgot the brutality and cost of this enterprise, where, by week 8, you’re mostly watching minor leaguers try, with all their might, to stop the few remaining true superstars still standing. Like, why did I just watch Andy Dalton play football in […]
The Minnesota Vikings, dogwalked by the Los Angeles Chargers, 37-10, Amazon Prime(time). All eyes on Kimani Vidal and Justin Herbert playing keepaway from the toddlers on the Vikings defense—while Carson Wentz, teary-eyed, unable to withstand the Chargers pass rush—played like he knew his time in the NFL was coming to an end. The holy trinity […]
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