As a Giants fan who won’t get the opportunity to watch my team play football again until September, I have to find a quick new squad to root for in the playoffs. Unless you’re gambling, it’s tough to get emotionally invested in two random teams having field goal-offs because every game is played in 0-degree […]
There is nothing cornier in all of sports than listening to losers complain about the winners winning by too much. The entire point of playing sports is to beat your opponent’s ass. There should be no such thing as ‘running up the score’. If you don’t want your opponent to score points then stop them […]
Every week, Aaron Rodgers appears on the Pat McAfee show to say lame nonsense and every week, he is trending for 24 straight hours as people clutch their pearls pretending as if society will crumble if ESPN allows this show to air next week. Recently, Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Kimmel have been at war because […]
As of right now, there of six NFL head coaching vacancies but no two landing spots are the same. All six come with their own unique challenges and advantages. Every job has its perks and such. Most of these jobs suck, though. I can’t stress that enough. Let’s rank the 2023 NFL head coaching vacancies: […]
I’m going into 2024 with a new positive attitude. It feels like I spend all day scrolling various timelines and newsfeeds just looking for things to make me angry. That’s 2023 behavior. This year, let’s relax and realize none of these things are super important and the stakes are super low, more often than not. […]
One day I hope to live in a world where a week can go by without Aaron Rodgers saying or doing something strange but unfortunately, this is not that week because Rodgers once again returned to Pat McAfee’s ESPN show to say some weird shit for no reason. Towards the end of his segment, Aaron […]
These days, it feels like sports media ‘stars’ are built by ‘telling it like it really is’ leading to being hated by all sports fans so the clips of your most exaggerated takes and rants get thousands of quote retweets from scrolling sickos like myself dunking on them or praying they are removed from their […]
The Los Angeles Rams beat the New Orleans Saints 22-30 on Thursday night and on paper, Derek Carr was instrumental in keeping New Orleans in the game. He had 319 passing yards and 3 touchdowns. But I promise you, Derek Carr lost this game. With 1:41 left in the first half and the team down […]
NFL Week 15 just happened and there are still 3 more weeks left in what feels like the longest and worst NFL season of my lifetime—but that’s a conversation for another day. Right now, let’s make fun of some people who had a rough week. Here are the biggest losers of NFL Week 15: […]
Cam Newton is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever throw a football but you wouldn’t know that from the way TV analysts talk about him like he’s some low IQ dork who can’t wrap his mind around the complexities of the NFL. On a recent episode of Cam Newton’s podcast, Cam said Brock Purdy, […]
The Los Angeles Chargers suck. You know how I know they suck? They just lost 21-63 to a Las Vegas Raiders team that fired their head coach and played their third-string, 4th-round rookie quarterback. Sure, the Chargers were without their All-Star QB, Justin Herbert, but this game was all about head coach, Brandon Staley—who often […]
This is the first week of the year with Saturday games but none of those games will be on this list. Just tune in on Sunday like always. You won’t be missing out on much. Maybe the Broncos/Lions game will be decent but both teams feel like they are losing the 17-game marathon and running […]
I’ve been a New York Giants fan my entire life. This used to be an organization of class and sportsmanship. It was a franchise you could be proud to support. You used to be able to bring your family to the game and your wife and children could enjoy the experience. Well, until undrafted rookie […]
Last season, Jalen Hurts led the Philadelphia Eagles to a Super Bowl. This season, he is the MVP favorite as the Eagles have the best record in the entire NFL. Yet there are still people who believe this team is winning despite Hurts rather than because of him. One of those vocal doubters is former […]
NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver, has always been strange to me. Like, he looks like he collects women’s clothing. What he does with them is his business but there’s something off about this man who looks like he speaks fluent Parseltongue. And then he went on the Pat McAfee show this week to hype up the […]
Yes, I am releasing the first Deadseriousness NFL Power Rankings on the start of Week 14 but this has easily been one of the worst football seasons of all time—both as a Giants fan and as a guy who doesn’t like watching teams have no idea how to play football anymore. There are like, 2 […]
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