After going down 0-20 (and 0-60 in their first 6 quarters of the 2023 NFL season) the New York Giants stormed back for a 31-28 win over a Cardinals team that never should’ve had a lead. Here are my 3 biggest takeaways from the Giants Week 2 W over the Cardinals: […]
It’s important to find common ground with your enemies. Newsmax is a network made to convince elderly white people to be afraid of people who look like me. But Greg Kelly went on his show this week and finally told the truth that I’ve saying about Aaron Rodgers for years. Here’s Greg Kelly explaining his […]
Aaron Rodgers played about 4 minutes of football for the New York Jets before his achilles exploded and his season came to an end. You’d think all those hours he spent getting high in a dark cave would’ve prevented this tragedy but nope, he will be walking with crutches for the remainder of 2023. It’s […]
I spent the entire NFL offseason bragging about Daniel Jones’s progression, the new offensive weapons, and an improved defense. The New York Giants spent the offseason doing absolutely fucking nothing and were stomped out by the Dallas Cowboys 40-0 at home in the 2023 season opener on Sunday Night Football in front of all of […]
The NFL has officially begun and the defending champions took a surprising L to the Detroit Lions. With Travis Kelce out, the rest of Kansas City’s receivers had to step up. They did not step up. But it was Kardarius Toney, specifically, who looked like he lied on his resume to get this job. Toney […]
The Detroit Lions surprised the draft experts when they selected Alabama running back, Jahmyr Gibbs, with the no. 12 overall pick. In 2023, most of us understand how positional value works and that 12th pick could’ve been used to fill other necessary roster holes the Lions may have had. But Gibbs’s talent makes him an […]
Terrible news for those who love love. Bill Belichick and his long-term womanfriend, Linda Holliday are breaking up. The power couple has been dominating the NFL since 2007 and unfortunately, it appears they are in the midst of a brutal breakup. Bad news for them. Fantastic news for someone like me who appreciates an aged […]
Jake Haener is a quarterback we all just found out about this week when it was reported he’d miss 6 games for breaking the NFL’s PED policy. Haener’s suspension is for violating the PED policy, per source. https://t.co/yKtYj2KyhH β Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 6, 2023 The rookie 4th round pick out of Fresno State was […]
Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension. Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf β Adam […]
The NFL is only as interesting as its players. They can pretend it’s the ‘shield’ and Rob Lowe can wear his generic NFL hat but the players make the league. Otherwise, we would’ve watched the XFL and USFL. No one did that. The Rock runs the XFL and I guarantee he did not watch two […]
In 2022, Tom Brady was the most divorced man in the world. He sucked at his job and he looked like he had skipped several meals because it’s difficult to maintain your appetite when you’re weeping. Until he was spotted getting cozy with Russian model and the mother of Bradley Cooper’s child, Irina Shayk. Tom […]
The entire 2023 NFL preseason has been centered around the San Francisco 49ers and Trey Lance. The moment San Fran announced Sam Darnold would be the QB2 ahead of Lance, all hell broke loose. I think sports fans and the NFL media love pointing out when franchises make very obvious mistakes because it’s an easy […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. ππ₯πππππ‘π: #Cardinals trade S/LB Isaiah Simmons to the #Giants for a 7th round pick, per @AdamSchefter pic.twitter.com/GD7Zgwkicq β Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) August 24, 2023 The New York Giants acquired Isaiah Simmons from […]
Aaron Rodgers’s offseason started with him vanishing from the face of the earth for a “darkness retreat” which is a wealthy man’s way of just going to smoke crack in a cave for a while. Plenty of drug addicts have gone missing after a long bender but Rodgers did the fancier version that cost thousands […]
The NFL is the last sport where men are allowed to be men. Real quick, here are the 3 places where you’re still allowed to be a guy: 1. The NFL 2. Donald Trump’s cabinet. 3. The Jiffy Lube break room. Anyway, these players are our modern gladiators. And sometimes practices get realβpunches get thrown. […]
Jameson Williams was selected with the no. 12 pick in the 2022 NFL Draft by the Detroit Lions after a season in Alabama where he led the SEC in receiving. Then he tore his ACL and missed most of his rookie year in Detroit. He has one career catch. A 41-yard touchdown. But still, just […]
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