Welcome to Deadseriousness, home of The Last Sports Blog.

trevor bauer
MLB

Execute Trevor Bauer

Trevor Bauer has been a massive asshole for years. He harassed a teenage girl on Twitter because the girl was an Alex Bregman fan or whatever. He had an interview where he gave his ‘rules of dating‘ that included: 1. no feelings 2. no social media posts because everything needs to be private and 3. […]

mickey calloway
MLB

Ban Mickey Calloway From Baseball Forever

Los Angeles Angels (of Anaheim) pitching coach, Mickey Calloway, has been exiled from Major League Baseball until after the 2022 season following an investigation into a report from earlier this year that detailed 5 separate accounts of Calloway being a creepy little sex pest. In recent years we’ve learned how gross a lot of men […]

tony la russa
MLB

Tony La Russa is an Elderly Bitch

Sportsmanship among professional athletes who get paid millions of dollars based on their end-of-season stat sheets should be abolished. Players are there to clock in, do their best to perform, clock out. Caring about the feelings of your opponents isn’t a job requirement. Chicago White Sox geriatric manager, Tony La Russa, believes that you must […]

Lester Lee

Creator of Deadseriousness.com, The Last Sports Blog.

Newsletter

    Ads