This should be an article breaking down what the Chicago White Sox will look like after signing Mike Clevinger earlier in the offseason but instead, I have to write about Clevinger being a sociopath who is currently being investigated for physically and emotionally abusing his girlfriend and their 10-month-old daughter. Here’s what 24-year-old Olivia Finestead […]
The New York Mets had a disappointing end to their 2022 season losing in the first round of the playoffs to the San Diego Padres. Steve Cohen was supposed to come in and buy all the best players and win championships and they ran into a Padres organization that may or may not be laundering […]
Two weeks ago, Major League Baseball very quietly announced that Trevor Bauer’s suspension would be reduced from 324 games to 194 games thanks to an independent arbitrator which meant he was eligible to play immediately. For those who forgot, Trevor Bauer was suspended because he sent a woman to the hospital during sex because he […]
In 2018, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series. They had a core group of players prepared to compete for titles year after year. Mookie Betts, Xander Bogaerts and Rafael Devers were going to be the main attractions to World Series parades in Boston for the foreseeable future. In 2019, Boston third Chaim Bloom […]
In 2018, the Boston Red Sox finished with a 108-54 record and won the World Series. They were equipped with the talent to form a dynasty that celebrated championships year after year. As a Yankees fan, I was disgusted. Also, they were probably cheating and their manager, Alex Cora, was a little snake and blah […]
Cody Bellinger is one of my favorite players in the game today. He’s a symmetrically faced, home run smasher who always looks like whenever he stays at a hotel, the guests in the room next to his have to call the front desk and complain about the strange skunk smell coming from down the hall. […]
Alex Rodriguez is one of the greatest players in the history of the sport of baseball. He joined the Yankees in the prime of his career and won two MVPs and helped the team win the 2009 World Series. In 2007, A-Rod opted out of his contract and re-signed with the Yankees for $275 over […]
Jacob deGrom is the best pitcher I have ever seen throw a baseball. A slider capable of making the best hitters turn into sitters. He’s the best pitcher to ever wear a New York Mets jersey. He has two Cy Young awards on his mantle. Your favorite batters have closed their eyes and swung right […]
The Houston Astros won the World Series and thankfully in 2022, no one gives a shit about baseball on a national level anymore so we were waterboarded to death with Astros tributes and all that garbage. But baseball falling out of national coverage also benefited Houston in a way because no one seems to be […]
This week, there were rumors of the Houston Astros interest in signing Anthony Rizzo which would have been a knife in the face to a Yankees team they just ragdolled in the playoffs on their way to winning another World Series. The Rizzo deal is for 2 years, $34M with a club option for $17M […]
Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop, Trea Turner, is entering free agency. To prepare for his big payday, Turner released a hype video with a voiceover from Jon Hamm. First of all, very strange move by a 3-time All-Star to drop a hype video. Does Trea Turner think the 30 MLB GMs don’t know who he is? […]
Bruce Bochy is one of the greatest managers in Major League Baseball history. After riding off into the sunset in 2019, Bochy is being dragged back into baseball for one last ride with the Texas Rangers of all teams. Bruce Bochy has been hired as manager of the Texas Rangers, agreeing to a three-year contract […]
Since 2015, the Yankees have been eliminated by the Astros THREE times, including a championship caliber team in 2017 that lost to a team that cheated to know every pitch coming. Fuck the Astros. On Wednesday night, the Yankees traveled to Houston for Game 1 of the 2022 ALCS. It didn’t go great… Houston won […]
The New York Yankees are in a 5-game BATTLE against a Cleveland Guardians squad full of rookies, AAA players and Jose Ramirez. Before Game 4 of the ALCS, baseball writers were ready to publish the obituaries of Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman for losing to a team with a payroll the equivalent of Giancarlo Stanton’s […]
It’s the MLB playoffs. 162 games later. This is what you work so hard for. The chance to win a championship. To justify all the hard work and sacrifice. To solidify your legacy so that people remember you when you die and you can feel like you made some sort of impact on this dumb […]
Shohei Ohtani is a once in a lifetime baseball player. The Earth has existed for thousands upon thousands of years and we are all fortunate enough to be alive during the reign of Ohtani. Yes, he hits and pitches and blah blah but he’s a beast at both. Let’s look at the numbers he’s put […]
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