Last week, Atlanta Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna casually caught a DUI charge and then proceeded to just return to work as if he wasn’t blacked out behind the wheel of a car. Here’s how the fans embraced his return to the lineup. Marcell Ozuna loudly booed after striking out in his first AB since his […]
Last week, Major League Baseball dropped the HAMMER on Fernando Tatis Jr, handing him an 80-game suspension for having Clostebol in his system. An absolutely devastating move for anyone who was waiting for Tatis to make his season debut and join the San Diego Padres super team batting between Juan Soto and Manny Machado. Before […]
This week, the Philadelphia Phillies released Didi Gregorius in a move that will most likely open the door for 24-year-old rookie, Bryson Stott, to step up and become the new shortstop. What’s next for Didi Gregorius? In 63 games this season, Didi has 1 homer, 19 RBIs with a .210 batting average. Noooooooot great It […]
Joey Gallo is a 28-year 2-time All-Star who completely forgot how to hit a baseball this season. He was an automatic out and a sigh of relief for opposing pitchers. When he stepped into the batter’s box you knew he was going to strike out. The Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a deal […]
Baseball feels like a decaying antique. The NFL and NBA dominate ESPN programming and occasionally you’ll see a centerfielder rob a home run before you get back to Stephen A. Smith shouting and sweating while debating Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James for the 1,000,000,000,000th time. Chicago White Sox manager, Tony La Russa, is the 77-year […]
Another week with thoughts in my dumb brain. As I write this, Deshaun Watson is in a woman’s DM begging for a private massage. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: 1. Deshaun Watson shouldn’t play football For some reason, the NFL has been radio silent in regard to Deshaun Watson. […]
In 2018, Miguel Andujar was the Rookie of the Year runner-up. He hit 27 bombs with 92 RBIs. He led the Yankees in both hits and batting average. Over the weekend, he was once again sent down to AAA and has reportedly requested a trade. Since 2018, Andujar has played in only 90 games. He’s […]
It’s pride month which means brands are randomly adding rainbows to all their content to appear as allies to the LGBTQ+ community. The Tampa Bay Rays are wearing cute little gay pride patches on their jerseys to celebrate this month. Today, we wear our #Pride on our sleeves pic.twitter.com/bcOLJNhx6Y — Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) June […]
Weeeeeee back with more random thoughts about the world of sports. I should probably bang these out as much as I can before the NBA season ends and I have to write about like, the Little League World Series or my own lackluster personal life. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this […]
Josh Donaldson has been an incredibly unlikeable player for years now. So when he calls Chicago White Sox shortstop, Tim Anderson, “Jackie”, it is safe to assume he’s not saying a friendly joke to someone he is not at all friends with. Tim Anderson compared himself to Jackie Robinson in an 2019 interview explaining how […]
This is a new column over here at Deadseriousness where I will randomly discuss some various sports topics that have been swishing around in my brain all week long. I am constantly thinking about everything all the time. Let’s turn it into some content. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: […]
Trevor Bauer sexually assaulted a woman. He punched her in the face multiple times, strangled her until she passed out and continued having sex with her lifeless body. Trevor Bauer: 324-game suspension. Two years of regular season. — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) April 29, 2022 And Major League Baseball has finally decided to suspend him for […]
While everyone is celebrating the return of Major League Baseball following a lockout that should’ve never occurred, I am dumbfounded by the lastest maneuver of my beloved New York Yankees. Source confirms: Josh Donaldson and Isiah Kiner-Falefa traded to #Yankees, with Gary Sánchez and Gio Urshela going to #Twins. @JeffPassan was first to report. @mlb […]
We probably won’t see baseball in 2022 as Major League Baseball is in the midst of a lockout because the MLB owners and the MLB Player’s Association cannot come to terms with a new collective bargaining agreement. These owners are billionaires who have all the money, power and influence on the planet. Due to their […]
Derek Jeter has randomly stepped down as the CEO of the Miami Marlins after 4 and a half years of just vibing out. Here’s his statement regarding his departure: Jeter statement pic.twitter.com/2E0cyzbAfv — Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) February 28, 2022 “The vision for the future of the franchise is different than the one I signed up […]
Every year, MLB writers discover brand new ways to make the Hall of Fame voting about themselves rather than the legendary players whose legacies they are destroying for a crumb of attention. Whether it’s choosing to be the one asshole who refuses to vote for Derek Jeter, claiming no player deserves to be voted in […]
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