After 16 unremarkable years at ESPN, Sage Steele is leaving the company so she can continue being a weirdo online without any repercussions. Life update. Having successfully settled my case with ESPN/Disney, I have decided to leave so I can exercise my first amendment rights more freely. I am grateful for so many wonderful experiences […]
At one point, Doja Cat was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth. And her name still rings bells like, I’m choosing to write about her because I know there are a bajillion Google searches for her name every day and maybe some people will accidentally click on a Deadseriousness link. In 2020, Say […]
Lana Del Rey is one of the most fascinating artists of our generation. Her first big hit, Summertime Sadness came out in 2012—one of the worst years in music history. Carly Rae Jepsen, Fun and Gotye dominated the charts. You couldn’t leave the house without hearing “I’m Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO. We […]
Sometimes I forget how quickly villains are created in The Bachelorette. We’re only in the second week and we already have one of the guys telling Charity that someone else might be there for ‘the wrong reasons’. It’s one of my favorite tropes of the series. Someone appears to be a frontrunner early on. A […]
The Bachelorette is BACK. It feels like I went 2 straight years with nonstop Bachelor programming and then all of a sudden this franchise took an extended hiatus and I had to like, go outside or read books or something else lame and productive. I can’t do Love is Blind anymore. I need one person […]
Shannon Sharpe is set to leave Skip Bayless and Undisputed immediately following the NBA Finals. It’s going to be difficult for Fox Sports to replace Shannon Sharpe—especially now considering Skip Bayless has become unhinged, power-hungry and honestly, a sundowning elderly man with nothing new or interesting to add to the sports media landscape. But the […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
Earlier this week, Barstool Sports fired Ben Mintz aka Mintzy after he rapped the n-word on his podcast/radio show thing. Dave Portnoy announced on Twitter that Mintzy no longer worked for the company and went out of his way to let everyone know that he was totally okay with him saying the n-word but Barstool’s […]
Charly Arnolt is a former WWE backstage interview and ESPN SportsCenter anchor. She now works for Clay Travis’s Outkick which is Barstool Sports for people who wish Barstool would stop being so subtle about their racism and turn that shit all the way up. Here’s what Arnolt said of the move to the shallow end […]
I try to avoid talking about guys like Jason Whitlock and Clay Travis because it is very clear they are gaming social media by intentionally angering people in order to maximize views so they can go to companies and show them all the views they get and trick people into giving them money under the […]
When Warner Bros announced that James Gunn would be taking over the reins of the DC movie universe, there were so many announcements about movies being canceled and roles being recast. However, for some reason, this Flash movie is still happening despite the star, Ezra Miller, being a sociopath who has decided his life into […]
It’s been a huge couple of weeks for people who call the manager on the teenage cashiers who won’t honor their extremely expired coupons. Ever since Sam Smith performed at the Grammy’s, there have been losers mad online at his spooky hell-inspired performance. How he’s being hissed at in public: Sam Smith getting a mouthful […]
I feel like if I want to take Deadseriousness to the next level, I need to present myself as someone who is in the know. Someone who is the face of new trends. If hypebeast nerds in Brooklyn are going crazy for new shoes then I need to be out here standing online for some […]
Fox Sports’s Undisputed is a TV program where NFL Hall of Famer, Shannon Sharpe and a sociopathic troll, Skip Bayless, attempt to debate the world of sports. For years, these two seemed to enjoy their little odd couple arrangement but lately, it appears as though Shannon Sharpe has had enough of Skip’s nonsense. This week, […]
Once every few months, a scaly, veiny, geriatric, reptilian, dork trends online for sitting at his little desk across from NFL legend, Shannon Sharpe and saying some of the laziest, uninspired ‘hot’ takes and occasionally being wildly disrespectful for the sake of winning an argument that literally no one is actually invested in. This week, […]
It sucks that in 2022 I have to sit down and write an article to explain that it’s bad to blame Jewish people for everything but Kyrie Irving and Kanye West have flooded the news cycle with antisemitic bullshit under the guise of black empowerment so here we are fighting Nazis again. Kyrie Irving has […]
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