Let Sam Smith Kiss Boys and Worship the Devil in Peace

It’s been a huge couple of weeks for people who call the manager on the teenage cashiers who won’t honor their extremely expired coupons. Ever since Sam Smith performed at the Grammy’s, there have been losers mad online at his spooky hell-inspired performance.

How he’s being hissed at in public:

Sam Smith getting a mouthful from an Irish woman in New York…
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— george (@StokeyyG2) February 16, 2023

First of all, shout out to Sam Smith for quietly ripping a dart alone in the middle of a very public park in NYC as if he hasn’t been under attack by sickos who believe the words of Tucker Carlson—a man who looks like he was created in a lab by scientists attempting to manufacture the most “this guy’s full of shit” face in human history.

Sometimes I feel bad for conservatives because they have no idea what they actually believe in. All of their thoughts and opinions are spoonfed to them by grifters attempting to earn a quick buck by inciting anger from people who they deem to have the disposable income to purchase their corny ass bumper stickers and hats.

But then I remember those same right-wing geeks rush to the polls to elect people who have dedicated their lives to making the lives of every brown and gay person miserable so we can go back to roasting the conservatives.

It seems so counterproductive to attempt to alert everyone in Brooklyn that there’s a groomer and a pedophile because if you’re walking through that park with your children, you would 1000% be more terrified of the woman shouting “YOU SICK FUCK. YOU’RE A GROOMER” than you would be of Sam Smith sashaying past you.

Okay, here are 3 people. Let’s think about which one of them you would rather have alone with your children:

The obese elderly fake billionaire who frequently spent weekends with Jeffrey Epstein and used to casually stroll through the Teen Miss USA dressings rooms while the girls were changing.
The former high school teacher who used to go to high school parties and drink with his students.
The Grammy award winner who is gay or whatever.

Two of those men are running for president next year and one of them just sings songs sometimes. The latter is being attacked by conservatives every single day while the other two have free range to truly destroy the lives of kids and get zero pushback from their supporters.

Let my man Sam Smith touch boy butts and worship the devil. It truly doesn’t matter or negatively affect anyone else on Earth but Sam Smith.

At the end of the day, people are lonely and if their friends on Twitter are pretending to be mad at something then they’re going to pretend to be mad at something as well so they can keep getting push notifications and distract themselves from how truly alone they feel.