Kendrick Lamar told Drake “I am the culture and you are a vulture draining our resources for fame”. He followed that up by bringing together California artists for a massive Los Angeles pop-up show on Juneteenth to c-walk on his grave. Bloods and crips joined forces to call Drake a pedophile at the top of […]
Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history. Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout […]
Comedy Central roasts were dope. Sometimes. Go watch the Bob Saget and Joan Rivers roasts—A+’s. But Comedy Central isn’t really a thing anymore and stand-up comedy in general sort of fell off a cliff thanks to comedians being either too terrified to tell jokes in fear of imaginary internet scorn or too lazy to work […]
In 2002, I watched The Rock and Hollywood Hulk Hogan have their Icon vs. Icon match at Wrestlemania 18. It was the passing of the torch. Hulk Hogan, a manipulating control freak whose sole motivation in life is to accumulate as much wealth, power, and adoration as possible, was transferring the baton over The Rock […]
Jerry Seinfeld has a mediocre TV show or movie or something coming to Netflix this weekend. It’ll be the most average thing ever made and I’ll watch every second of it because I binge everything and immediately run out of shit to consume. Actually, you know what? While we’re all here, let’s watch the trailer […]
“Your second shit put niggas to sleep but they gassed it”, J. Cole says on 7 Minute Drill, his response to Kendrick Lamar’s recent diss on Future’s latest album. The irony. The lack of self-awareness. J. Cole just NOW started making interesting music. Before linking up with guys like J.I.D and Earthgang—rappers far more captivating […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
Okay, let’s watch the trailer for Strictly Confidential starring 58-year-old Elizabeth Hurley, set to be released on April 5th. 1. Why does every movie look like a Kingdom Hearts cutscene now? What is this 2002 desktop computer screensaver filter making this movie feel like the script was typed into an AI video generation program? […]
The 2024 Grammys is one of the biggest nights of the year. And like every big night, there are winners. And there are certainly losers. Let’s start with the biggest winners of the 2023 Grammys: 1. Nicki Minaj I get the feeling Nicki Minaj has been awake for like, 12 straight days. She’s been […]
This week, the Arena Group sent an email to all Sports Illustrated employees saying “We will be laying off staff that work on the SI brand,” essentially killing the prestigious brand that, for years, had been as vibrant as a coma patient. For generations, Sports Illustrated acted as the gold standard of sports journalism. Some […]
On Saturday night, the NFL aired a playoff game exclusively on Peacock so millions of people had to purchase a new subscription (or find a working stream online). But some of us, like myself, have had Peacock for years. If you were forced to pay for this streaming service and you see shit like the […]
Have you ever reached in the fridge for milk only to open it up and realize it’s gone bad? That smell of dead bodies reminding you it’s time to go grocery shopping again. Some people refuse to acknowledge their milk’s gone bad and they pour that curlded nightmare into their cereal anyway. Like the Los […]
There’s so much going on in the life of Fox Sports analyst, Chris Broussard. A trade for James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers finally ended weeks of pointless debates. But Broussard is also dealing with the loss of his developmentally disabled cousin. Who he had to put dow—I MEAN he died a month or […]
Turning Deadseriousness into a fully dedicated sports site might’ve been one of the worst mistakes of my life. Well, I’ve made some tremendous mistakes and almost all of them happened after one sip of Bud Light (sponsor the site) but as far as career choices go, I elected to spend all of my time attempting […]
Every so often, I survey the media landscape, then re-check my bank account. My overdraft fees have overdraft fees. And for some dumb reason, I elected to build a media company in a world where companies are bought up, drained of everything that originally made those companies worth purchasing and then spit out into generic, […]
The first trailer for David Fincher’s ‘THE KILLER’ has been released. Releasing November 10 on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/1VXQEIQb53 — DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 29, 2023 Here’s the synopsis of the movie for those of you like myself who couldn’t find any plot in that trailer: A professional. A man of few scruples, nerves of steel, […]
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