I’ve been consuming nothing but draft content for the last like, 300 straight hours. I’ve read it all. Watched the film. Perhaps I’m a little too optimistic but there are no less than 20 stars in the 2024 NFL Draft first round. Let’s grade every 1st round pick of the 2024 NFL Draft: 1. […]
I had the 2024 NFL Draft playing on the laptop while the Knicks got physically manhandled by Joel Embiid and the Philadelphia 76ers. Fascinating night. On one hand, it’s always a warm feeling seeing these kids reach their dreams but it was mixed with my desire to throw Cam Payne into a volcano. But once […]
On Thursday night, the Sixers beat the Knicks 125-114 to save their season. The Sixers are down 1-2 in the series. Going down 3-0 would’ve been a death sentence. Jobs would’ve been lost. Players families would be uprooted and sent to new cities. Here’s what Joel Embiid did to rescue his squad from national embarrassment: […]
AEW Dynasty 2024 may be the company’s best PPV of all time. It’s insane I can say that after every single one of AEW’s PPVs. Nothing but real hoopers up and down the roster. They crowned the first-ever black world champion as Swerve Strickland finally makes history. Willow Nightengale and Mercedes Mone set up a […]
We made it through a longggg season. Remember the In-Season Tournament?? It feels like that happened right after The Bubble. It’s time to honor the best and brightest and weirdest and worst. Most of these are random awards I made up after leaving the marijuana distributor and sampling too much. Here are the Deadseriousness 2023-24 […]
The Knicks Sixers Game 1 was everything it was supposed to be. Both teams defensively smothered the other and both teams struggled offensively. It was a back-and-forth battle but my beloved New York Knicks took home the 111-104 victory to go up 1-0. Game 1 is a great indicator of how a series will play […]
I am an expert when it comes to scaring the hoes. It was my superpower for most of my life. Some people can dunk. Some people are great at math. I was born with the innate ability to scare the hoes. And based on my years of making girls uncomfortable, I have developed a unique […]
I love the NBA Play-In Tournament. It requires teams bust their ass to lock up the top 6 seeds and avoid a single-game elimination while also incentivizing teams who would typically start tanking at the end of the season to try and make the play-in game and potentially sneak into the postseason. No organization is […]
I don’t have much to say about the 2024 NFL Draft. Trevor Lawrence being an irrelevant, slightly better Blake Bortles in his first 3 professional seasons has erased any excitement I might’ve had for Caleb Williams coming in. The ‘generational talent’ allegations no longer mean anything. The last no. 1 overall pick had all these […]
I didn’t go out much in college. I somehow snuck into the pre-med program for a science-oriented university in New York. Going to class never made any of my to-do lists since I was pretty much only there to make my parents happy and get out of the house. But then I moved into dorms […]
This season, it feels like anyone can win the championship. Sure, the Nuggets and Celtics have a better chance compared to like, the Bulls or whatever but with no real favorite, a few organizations whose seasons end earlier than expected will look around the building for people to fire or trade. In the past, this […]
On Friday night, the Cincinnati Reds pounded on the Chicago White Sox winning 11-1 to keep pace in a stacked NL Central. A big part of Cincinnati’s victory was the power of second-year shortstop, Elly De La Cruz, who hit his 4th homer of the season continually his streak of 4 consecutive games with a […]
Prior to last season, the Padres had developed a reputation for hitting bombs. In 2020, they were given the nickname ‘Slam Diego Padres’ after hitting grand slams in four consecutive games. However in 2023, with their most talented roster in years, the team finished only 2 games above .500 and missed the playoffs. On Friday […]
Umpires and referees should be faceless, nameless entities who exist for the sole purpose of maintaining the rules and fairness in sports. It’s not great that we all know the name of Major League Baseball umpire, Angel Hernandez. On Friday night, Texas Rangers rookie, Wyatt Langford, stepped up to the plate in the 4th inning […]
This week, Tom Brady appeared on some random podcast with a barber who cuts your hair for literally an hour while asking you questions and looking like he has a complicated relationship with the Jewish community. The host asked Brady if he’d pick up the phone if an NFL team asked. Here’s what the former […]
The Boston Celtics have a squad full of chokers. Like, generational chokers on the level of a Gianna Michaels/Carmella Bing tag team video. Sure, they have the best regular season record this year but they’ve done most of their damage against an Eastern Conference where 33% of the teams are tanking. Jayson Tatum is a […]
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