In 2003, my dad took me to the World Series to see my favorite team play the Florida Marlins. I will never forget the electricity at Yankee Stadium. Hideki Matsui was my favorite player and he pulled a homer to the left field section we were sitting in. It was as if he intentionally hit […]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed most days but today was a particular hell. Perhaps it’s the holidays approaching or the fact that it gets dark outside before I even finish my lunch. But the day is truly turning around […]
I’ve been waiting for someone to put hands on Rudy Gobert for what feels like my entire life and now that it’s finally happened but I can’t even fully enjoy it because it was done by the most annoying human on Earth. Draymond Green took something special away from us on Tuesday night. About two […]
Welcome to Deadseriousness Wrestling Power Rankings where we see who are the top wrestlers in the world this week. This is the first ever Deadseriousness Wrestling Power Ranking. Let me know if you guys enjoy it. Keep An Eye on Them 25. Dragon Lee 24. Miro 23. Nick Aldis 22. Logan Paul 21. Tiffany […]
This Taylor Swift Eras Tour movie is a big deal to a lot of people. Personally, it feels like Taylor Swift makes music for people who have never experienced trauma. Taylor Swift’s music is for people whose worst day was when their car ran out of gas and they cried in their driver’s seat on […]
For my entire life as a New York Knicks fan, this team has been trash. I was too young to have any real memories of Michael Jordan dog walking John Starks and them. My first real memory as an active, cognisant fan was the 2004-05 season when they traded for Jamal Crawford and put him […]
It’s important to find common ground with your enemies. Newsmax is a network made to convince elderly white people to be afraid of people who look like me. But Greg Kelly went on his show this week and finally told the truth that I’ve saying about Aaron Rodgers for years. Here’s Greg Kelly explaining his […]
The 2023 San Diego Padres have the most stacked roster off all time. Manny Machado, Xander Bogaerts, Juan Soto, Fernando Tatis Jr, Jake Cronenworth, Blake Snell, Yu Darvish, Gary Sanchez, Joe Musgrave. And the team is 4th place in the NL West with a 69-78 record and no chance of making the playoffs. In a […]
Every year around Oscar season, there is a universally beloved white savior movie that wins every award and gets praised for tackling the difficult issue of race by portraying a white person as the reason for a black person’s success. From Dangerous Minds to The Green Book to The Help, there always has to be […]
The Tampa Bay Rays are in the middle of a battle with the Baltimore Orioles for the AL East and the best player on their team, Wander Franco, has been placed on the restricted list this weekend following social media posts showing him having the time of his life with a girl who looks too […]
After 16 unremarkable years at ESPN, Sage Steele is leaving the company so she can continue being a weirdo online without any repercussions. Life update. Having successfully settled my case with ESPN/Disney, I have decided to leave so I can exercise my first amendment rights more freely. I am grateful for so many wonderful experiences […]
About a year ago, I received an email from someone asking me why I don’t write more UFC stories. The answer is simple: everyone involved in that sport is a garbage human. Dana White slapped his wife publicly and it was like, scrubbed from the internet and it was back to business as usual. They […]
NFL minicamps are wrapping up and 30-year-old Carson Wentz is still a free agent but he’s not just waiting by his phone for an opportunity. He’s taking matters into his own hands by joining forces with former NFL head coach, Jon Gruden. Free-agent QB Carson Wentz has been spending time in Tampa, throwing and studying […]
Aaron Rodgers is dominating the 2023 NFL Offseason and I have some thoughts about all this foolishness… 1. Aaron Rodgers led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory in 2011. 2. He hasn’t been to a Super Bowl since. It’s been 12 fucking years since Aaron Rodgers played in a Super […]
Often times as a sports fan, it feels as though you have to put your morals on pause while watching a game because there will be a star player who is allowed on the court or field despite the disgusting garbage they do in their free time. As a Knicks and Yankees fan, I had […]
Dan Orlovsky is one of the best NFL analysts over at ESPN these days. He does a great job breaking down and explaining what’s occurring on the field while still being somewhat entertaining and not falling into the typical ESPN schtick of having some incredibly annoying bias that they think is funny and interesting but […]
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