Tiffany Gomas is the name of the woman who went viral a few weeks back when she freaked out on an airplane.
Longer video of Tiffany Gomas Gomas on the plane. I haven’t seen an alien yet. pic.twitter.com/B8WdCLrPoX
— Marty. (@Atwitisborn) August 13, 2023
Reality escaped Tiffany. She screamed “that motherfucker is not real”, causing passengers on the plane to sit on the tarmac until the plane was evacuated while the crew checked the aircraft, searching for the danger Tiffany warned them of.
Can you imagine how annoying that must’ve been? By the time she was pointing and shouting, it looks like everyone was already set up, ready to fly. These people had their movies picked, their little head pillow things set up behind their heads and nope, they have to walk back to the gate because Tiffany Gomas is seeing ghosts.
She laid low for a few weeks as the worst day of her life became a meme. Every single day she was being roasted for having a mental breakdown and she was nowhere to defend herself.
Until last week when she suddenly emerged to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame.
Here’s her apology:
I apologize and take accountability for my actions, they were uncalled for. My very worst moment was captured on video. Although the memes have been amusing, the flipside has been cruel. I’m thankful for my friends and family for supporting me through this. This experience has… pic.twitter.com/0AfQcaEzj0
— Tiffany Gomas (@Tiffany_Gomas) August 13, 2023
She attached a link to her own personal website as she plans to become a mental wellness influencer or something. It’s always a good idea to get mental health tips from a woman who is actively struggling with her own. I love getting sobriety tips at the bar.
But I don’t like assuming someone’s a scammer. I was sure her heart was in the right place and she genuinely believes she can help people in this crazy world.
Well, I thought that until I went on her Instagram and saw a photo that told me everything I needed to know about her.
Andddd, there you have it. Tiffany Gomas is a Dallas Cowboys fan. Say less. That freakout on the plane was not the first time she’s acted like that and it certainly won’t be the last. An ethical Cowboys fan does not exist.
She is 1000% trying to turn this into brand deals and has no desire to help anyone. She’s a scammer. Confirmed.
Think of all the Dallas Cowboys fans you know. How many of them are selfless, kind people?
Okay, now how many of them have a gun locker full of weapons they have stored as they pray for some sort of zombie apocalypse? And the guns aren’t to kill zombies. They’re to kill their neighbors and raid all their shit.
I imagine every Cowboys fan has the number to ICE ready to go so if they go out to Cheesecake Factory and their meal isn’t exactly the way they wanted it, they can get the whole kitchen deported before the check gets to the table.
The Cowboys jersey and the denim shorts. Yuck. Y’all can have her.
This motherfucker is not real.
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