Lauren Boebert was minding her own business this week. All she wanted to do was enjoy Beetlejuice the Musical at a local Denver theatre when allllll of a sudden she and her squad were escorted off the premises. Complaints included Boebert being loud, disruptive, singing, dancing and straight-up recording chunks of the musical and I’m […]
Terrible news for those who love love. Bill Belichick and his long-term womanfriend, Linda Holliday are breaking up. The power couple has been dominating the NFL since 2007 and unfortunately, it appears they are in the midst of a brutal breakup. Bad news for them. Fantastic news for someone like me who appreciates an aged […]
In 2022, Tom Brady was the most divorced man in the world. He sucked at his job and he looked like he had skipped several meals because it’s difficult to maintain your appetite when you’re weeping. Until he was spotted getting cozy with Russian model and the mother of Bradley Cooper’s child, Irina Shayk. Tom […]
Wayne Brady has had 4 waves over the course of his career. Brady’s first wave was being the lowkey most talented member of the Whose Line Is It Anyway cast, singing and dancing his way into our hearts. This man was on my television every single night. He was astronomically more talented than the host, […]
21-year-old Jalen Green is preparing to make a huge leap in his third NBA season with a Houston Rockets squad that retooled this offseason with a brand new head coach and hilariously absurd contracts to Fred Vanvleet and Dillon Brooks. However, Jalen Green’s offseason took an interesting turn when a sex tape leaked. A sex […]
On Saturday night, the Chicago White Sox beat the Cleveland Guardians 7-4 but White Sox shortstop, Tim Anderson and Guardians second baseman, Jose Ramirez, decided to give the fans a preview of the Jake Paul fight later in the night. Jose Ramirez sent Tim Anderson back in time pic.twitter.com/8iCXPycPZH — Dead Serious (@Deadseriousness) August 6, […]
Many of us know Rudy Giuliani as the mayor of New York when 9/11 happened. Following the attacks, he was out every day in an NYPD cap and Yankees bomber jacket to let the whole world know “New York”. Due to his successful venture as “man from New York”, Rudy was able to become the […]
After 9 unremarkable years in Oakland, the Raiders chose to bench Derek Carr for the final two games of the 2022 season. Upset by the benching, Carr left for New Orleans signing a 4-year $150 million deal with the Saints. In an interview with the Fresno Bee, Derek Carr expressed his anger towards the Raiders […]
Zion Williamson does a great job keeping his private life private. He’s been a social media star for years now with no real leaks into what he’s up to off the basketball court. This week Zion announced he had been buuuuusy during his injury rehab as he and his girlfriend Ahkeema announced they were having […]
Tiger Woods is known for two things: being the greatest golfer of all time and his uncontrollable desire to sleep with every waitress and cashier that makes eye contact with him. This week, Tiger built onto his horny legacy with the brutal dumping of his girlfriend, Erica Herman. Here are the details of Tiger’s newest […]
Carole Baskin is a woman who should have never been allowed to become famous but thanks to Netflix and a global pandemic, we all know this loser and her obsession with stealing Tigers from the wild and pretending to be a hero for it. Also thanks to the Tiger King doc, we know that Carole […]
Aaron Rodgers has had an interesting year. He stuck up the Packers franchise so that he could have more say in front-office decisions only to use the newly acquired power to bring Randall Cobb back to Wisconsin. (Cobb caught 28 passes). He lied about being vaccinated and when pressed, he made himself out to be […]
On Tuesday night, Steph Curry officially broke the NBA all-time 3-point record in Madison Square Garden. It was an emotional moment and both of his parents were in attendance to see his historic accomplishment. They just happened to be on opposite sides of the arena following their divorce and Dell Curry looked like the most […]
The NBA world was caught off guard this week when the Minnesota Timberwolves decided to fire their team president, Gersson Rosas, weeks before training camp. There were rumors that perhaps the new ownership group didn’t get along with Rosas or whatever but it’s still silly to fire an exec after allowing him to lead decision-making […]
Jae Crowder is a 10-year NBA vet who is considered a 3 and D specialist who can guard the opponent’s best wing scorer while being a solid 3-point shooter on the offensive end. He’s been to the NBA Finals 3 times. Lost every single time but he’s been there at least. Oh, and he’s a […]
Robert Griffin III had all the potential in the world to be a Mike Vick for the next generation—a cool superstar for black kids across the country to look up to and envision themselves dominating a position that had previously only belonged to their white counterparts. But RGIII—The Prince Who Was Promised—got drafted to a […]
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