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On Tuesday night, Steph Curry officially broke the NBA all-time 3-point record in Madison Square Garden. It was an emotional moment and both of his parents were in attendance to see his historic accomplishment. They just happened to be on opposite sides of the arena following their divorce and Dell Curry looked like the most divorced human in the history of humans.
Sidenote: Dell Curry really back outside…whenever you peep an ol head dressed like th…nvm 😂 pic.twitter.com/BJIGfOE1cb
— Darius Butler (@DariusJButler) December 15, 2021
That is the look of a man who misses his family. He looks like he goes to bed scrolling through photos of his ex Sonya and then gets up and raids his liquor cabinet for some sleepytime medicine. He looks like a walking Ed Hardy billboard. His beard looks disgusting but the girls that give him attention like the new beard so he’s keeping it. You can’t smell someone’s cologne through a photograph but like, you can smell his cologne through this photograph.
But Dell Curry would find some happiness by the end of the night…
DELL CURRY… pic.twitter.com/kOp7dD9KSD
— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) December 15, 2021
Ayyy, Steph isn’t the only Curry hitting 3’s in New York this week. Look at this squad Dell is leaving the Garden with. 3 girls that are half the age of the woman who is probably standing on the opposite side of the court celebrating with the rest of the Curry family. Dell is hanging with girls who file their taxes under the job title of ‘influencer’ because they post videos of themselves at their ex-boyfriend’s gym doing squats in between Bang energy drink ads.
Dell Curry really went to a basketball game to watch his son make history and left the game with 3 girls who went to the game to leave with an NBA player. I’m sure they’re more than willing to settle for a former NBA player and I’m sure Dell is more than willing to settle for anything in front of his ex-wife.
It’s a shame that Dell 1000% had one of the most annoying nights of his life as these girls for sure spent hours taking selfies and lame ass videos for their Instagram stories while Dell was fumbling with the top of the Tums bottle. No one has listened to more NBA Youngboy and Lil Durk than Dell has since his divorce as he’s spent his nights with girls younger than his own children.
Or maybe this is his shit and if so, I am happy for Dell. I can only imagine how many of these girls have asked him what time he was born so they can see if their astrology signs are compatible.
Godspeed, Dell.
