The Orlando Magic are 3-8 this season. That’s the 4th worst record in the NBA. There should be no reason why I’m sitting here with my hot computer on my lap, watching last night’s episode of Succession and typing words about the Magic but Cole Anthony is determined to make me care about this team. […]
Knicks fans came into this season with a new level of excitement after finally making the playoffs last year and making some great signings like replacing Elfrid Payton—the worst player in NBA history—with Kemba Walker. So after a huge blowout of the Orlando Magic, it made sense that fans lost their fucking minds. Knicks Season […]
As I write this, the Los Angeles Clippers sit at the 11th seed with a 2-4 record. They are currently ranked 26th in field goal percentage (41%) and 22nd in 3-point percentage (32.4). They’re losing because they have no idea how to shoot the ball and Kawhi Leonard isn’t walking through that door to save […]
RJ Barrett was always supposed to be a star. He was the number one recruit coming out of high school. But upon joining Duke, he teamed up with Zion Williamson and Cam Reddish and the 3 of them joined forces to make Zion look like the greatest athlete in the history of history. Barrett then […]
On Monday night, the Boston Celtics entered the 4th quarter against the Chicago Bulls with 103 points on the board and up 14 points. They managed to lose that 128-114 at home thanks to a massive 4th quarter meltdown and Marcus Smart rushed to the podium after the game to shed light on what is […]
The Washington Wizards are 5-1 this season. That’s tied for the best record in the NBA. Everyone is sports media creating fake Bradley Beal trades even though Beal has made is extremely clear he’s not leaving DC. No one expected them to get off to this hot start but especially considering that their 2019 lottery […]
The Dallas Mavericks are sitting 4-2 this season despite having one of the worst head coaches in the NBA and a second “star” who spends most games on the sidelines with random injuries and black eyes. The saving grace is their secret weapon: Frank Ntilikina. Et si Frank Ntilikina parvenait à petit à petit s’imposer […]
The Knicks are currently sitting at the no. 1 seed in the Eastern Conference and there should be no doubt in anyone’s mind that New York is going to maintain that position for the remainder of the season and here’s why: 1. Three’s We’re about a week and a half into the 2021-22 NBA […]
The Sacramento Kings are a franchise that exists in the National Basketball Association which is a thing I need to remind myself of at least once a week. But Harrison Barnes has started his season on fire and now I’m buying forced to write about this forgotten organization. Let’s look at the season Barnes is […]
The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-4 this season. They stink. They’re in 3rd place in the AFC West behind a team that has Derek Carr as their starting quarterback. You can point the finger at their atrocious defense but their defense has always been mid. The real problem is that Patrick Mahomes won’t stop throwing […]
Biggest storyline of the season THE GANG IS BACK BAYBEEEE. Except Steph Curry is a year older, Klay Thompson hasn’t played in an NBA game in 2 years and Draymond Green looks like he’s trying to get a medicine ball inside of a needle eye. Some people believe it’ll be like riding a […]
Biggest storyline of the season I mean like, I can’t even be cute and talk about injuries or defense as if Kyrie Irving is one week away from hosting a Trump rally in Williamsburg. It’s tough for a 29-year old who clearly cares about good causes to have this identity crisis so publicly when […]
Biggest storyline of the season: The Lakers are the oldest team in the NBA. I’m sure this is the first time you’re hearing this but it’s true. They are geriatric. But the biggest storyline for the Lakers is dropping the atomic bomb that is Russell Westbrook. We can talk about his intensity and […]
Biggest storyline of the season: Some people can talk about Julius Randle’s regression. Others will bring up the rise of RJ Barrett. Are the Knicks angling for a Dame Lillard trade? I’ve heard it all. But the biggest storyline of the year is the return of Tom Thibodeau. There’s a reason why Thibs […]
Kyrie Irving is a complicated individual. Or at least, he’d like for people to believe that about him. His newest endeavor has been taking his anti-vax stance so far that the Brooklyn Nets decided this week that Kyrie will not be part of the team until he takes the Covid-19 vaccine. Here’s what Nets GM […]
When NBA vaccination discourse dominated the internet last week, Andrew Wiggins was one of the big name players who refused to be vaccinated because of private personal reasons or some bullshit. he was adamantly against getting this free medicine despite playing in San Francisco where he would literally not be allowed in the stadium without […]
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