Everyone thinks the worst of Deshaun Watson and I reckon I understand why. Before rupturing his Achilles in a Week 7 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals, Watson was 1-6 as a starter for the Cleveland Browns—always looking as if he was playing with 10-times gravity, either sailing passes above receivers’ heads or sidearming balls at […]
Deshaun Watson forced 20+ women to touch his little wee wee and was punished with the largest contract in NFL history. The Cleveland Browns traded for a guy who was spending his afternoons in courthouses, trying to convince judges that all these women were just telling similar lies, unprovoked, and not only did they give […]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed most days but today was a particular hell. Perhaps it’s the holidays approaching or the fact that it gets dark outside before I even finish my lunch. But the day is truly turning around […]
Someone emailed me about bringing back the weekly losers column and who am I to rob people of their opportunity to point at some of the biggest losers in the NFL? Personally, I was trying to be more positive in my life but that’s just not me. I do my best work when I’m miserable. […]
Don’t you just hate it when you spend all of your free time begging local massage therapists to leave their studios and meet you in hotel rooms or at your house so you can leverage your celebrity to pressure professional women into becoming sex workers against their will and then suddenly the whole world hates […]
This week, Jalen Hurts became the highest-paid player in the NFL after signing a 5-year $255 million contract extension, including $110 million guaranteed upon signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles’ QB Jalen Hurts’ salary-cap numbers for the next four seasons after today’s $255 million extension: 🏈2023: $6.15 million 🏈2024: $13.56 million 🏈2025: $21.77 million 🏈2026: […]
There have been 13 weeks of NFL football and somehow I’m still watching which means the New York Giants are still relevant and that might be the biggest surprise of the year. But every week there are winners and there are most certainly losers. Here are the 7 biggest losers of NFL week 13: […]
After serving an 11-game suspension for being a sex pest and begging every local Houston massage therapist to touch his little pee pee, Deshaun Watson finally makes his triumphant return to the NFL this Sunday as the Cleveland Browns play his former team, the Houston Texans. Such a heartwarming underdog story happening right before our […]
Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted at least 20 women and the NFL settled on an 11-game suspension with a $5 million fine as his punishment for literally rubbing his wee wee on unexpected strangers while they were at work. Any suspension that’s less than one full year is a disappointing mistake but it’s the NFL. This […]
The Cleveland Browns gave up both historic draft capital and record levels of cash to acquire a guy they knew was a sexual predator and surprisingly, that sexual predator might not even be allowed to play football this season. There are new reports saying Cleveland is interested in acquiring Jimmy Garoppolo from the San Francisco […]
Deshaun Watson tricked and pressured pretty much every female massage therapist in the city of Houston into touching his little wee wee and was rewarded with the biggest contract in NFL history from the Cleveland Browns. BUT, the NFL has decided to only suspend him 6 games despite 20+ women sharing their stories about how […]
There are a lot of weird and gross things in the sports world we all sort of agree is ‘normal’ like how local taxpayer money goes into the funding of a new arena a stadium but I refuse to allow the Cleveland Browns get away with this nonsense. Not right now. The Browns are looking […]
Another week with thoughts in my dumb brain. As I write this, Deshaun Watson is in a woman’s DM begging for a private massage. Here are 5 things I can’t stop thinking about this week: 1. Deshaun Watson shouldn’t play football For some reason, the NFL has been radio silent in regard to Deshaun Watson. […]
The Cleveland Browns went all-in on Deshaun Watson who is actively in the midst of battling lawsuits regarding his insatiable appetite to sexually harass every woman in Texas with a massage therapy license. Here is the latest from Watson’s fight to avoid any and all responsibility for his actions: Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson admitted […]
After Joe Judge was fired for being a coward and a loser and a weirdo, there are reports of the New York Giants and Brian Flores eyeing each other across the bar. We know Giants owner, John Mara, has a fetish for the New England Patriots and would have no problem with pulling the trigger […]
Sometimes in the NFL, a simple change of scenery can transform a player’s career. Quarterbacks are the most important players on the field who get all the praise and all the blame regardless of the context of their success or failures. Here are 7 quarterbacks that need a change of scenery asap: 1. Russell Wilson […]
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