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Ugh, Don’t You Hate It When Your Massage Therapist Cries For No Reason?

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The Cleveland Browns went all-in on Deshaun Watson who is actively in the midst of battling lawsuits regarding his insatiable appetite to sexually harass every woman in Texas with a massage therapy license.

Here is the latest from Watson’s fight to avoid any and all responsibility for his actions:

Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson admitted during a pretrial deposition last week that one of his disputed encounters with a massage therapist ended with the woman crying, followed by an apology sent to her by text message from Watson, according to the woman’s attorney.

This verifies a portion of the women’s claims against him and raises the question of what caused to her cry during their encounter. In his deposition, Watson said he didn’t know, according to the attorney, Tony Buzbee. The woman is suing Watson for civil assault and claims in her lawsuit that Watson purposely touched her with his penis during the massage, causing her to feel scared and cry.

Watson left and sent her a text message apologizing afterward: “Sorry about you feeling uncomfortable,” he wrote, according to a screenshot of it previously posted by her lawyers. “Never were the intentions. Lmk if you want to work in the future. My apologies.”

It appears as though, Watson is willing to admit that he made a masseuse cry, leading him to apologize via text but he’s also playing dumb about what made her cry. The weird part is he’s not even attempting to offer another possibility for her tears. He and his team didn’t even consider constructing a lie. Just uh, yea she cried and I apologized but I totally didn’t rub my penis on her.

The craziest aspect is his creepy ‘lmk if you want to work in the future’. He genuinely didn’t understand that he can’t take his dick out in front of professional massage therapists and probably still doesn’t get why he’s in a courtroom right now.

There is a new report that HBO’s Real Sports will be interviewing a bunch of Watson’s accusers and the episode will air next week. You will see so many clips of women detailing Deshaun being creepy as hell. He is going to be trending all week for being a little pervy sex pest.

But of course, Watson did nothing wrong and masseuses often weep following personal at-home massages in which they must cater to all the whims of one of the most popular and influential people in their city who they revere and presumably trust to—at the very least—understand the repercussions of crossing any non-consensual sexual boundaries.

Again, I just want to remind everyone Cleveland signed Deshaun Watson to the largest contract in NFL history and gave up a disgusting amount of draft picks to acquire the guy whose sole mission in life is to force women to give him terrified handjobs.

There is a 0% chance Watson isn’t suspended when the season starts. And the Browns are fully aware and happy to partner with this nasty weirdo if it means Baker Mayfield won’t be out there struggling to see his receivers because he’s smaller than all of the offensive linemen and has the arm strength of a baby lamb.

 

 

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