The following is the stream of consciousness of the guy who thinks the USWNT lost in the World Cups stage of 16 because the players are too “woke” or whatever. Driving to the gym listening to “Try That In A Small Town” by Jason Aldean on repeat while chugging a Prime energy drink. Still […]
Sound of Freedom is a cultural phenomenon. Finally, someone had the guts to make a movie about the real global pandemic—human sex trafficking. Since it’s July 3rd release, the film has made $155 million. Nobody wants you to go see this movie about the TRUTH. Nobody wants you to see it but somehow it’s made […]
ESPN has spent the summer sending everyone and their mothers to the unemployment line including Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson—two-thirds of their main NBA broadcast team. Mike Breen remains but he will be joined by recently fired Sixers coach, Doc Rivers and Doris Burke. Well Jason Whitlock—an expert on being fired by ESPN—has shared […]
Look, we ALL know when something big happens in Hollywood, we rush to American Ninja Warrior contestant, Stephen Amell, so we can wrap our heads around what’s going on in the world. Writers and actors across Hollywood are on strike in an attempt to lessen the gap between their wages and the money these studios […]
Many of us know Rudy Giuliani as the mayor of New York when 9/11 happened. Following the attacks, he was out every day in an NYPD cap and Yankees bomber jacket to let the whole world know “New York”. Due to his successful venture as “man from New York”, Rudy was able to become the […]
NBA players requesting trades has broken so many brains. A star player says he wants to change cities and suddenly, everyone turns into anti-labor union busters. Julius Erving joins the growing list of butt-hurt dorks who think players who demand trades should be shot in the face for their war crimes. “They have not helped […]
81-year-old Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell had a weird ass press conference Wednesday afternoon where he kind of shut down mid-sentence and stared off into the distance. What in the world just happened here pic.twitter.com/3oOqSEhYLU — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) July 26, 2023 Again, this man runs the Republicans in the Senate. He was born in […]
One of the last few enjoyments I get from post-Elon Musk Twitter is opening up the app and never knowing whose name is going to be trending and you certainly never know why. Today, people are talking about Peyton Hillis… And unfortunately, I clicked his name and found myself scrolling through the most low-stakes culture […]
Lance Armstrong is most known for cheating to win little bicycle races. Armstrong has had an interesting life. He won 7 Tour de France titles. Then he had 7 Tour de France titles taken from him because he spent his entire racing career stuffing his veins with HGH and EPO and then individually destroying the […]
It’s been an interesting month for (former) Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass. He shared a video of a Christian influencer urging people to boycott Bud Light and Target for daring to sell their products to gay people. Not a great look for a Blue Jays organization in the midst of marketing their upcoming Pride […]
When the Orlando Magic drafted Jonathan Isaac with the no.6 pick in the 2017 NBA Draft, they thought they were getting a defensive anchor and a rim running big to swat shots away at the basket and dominate in the pick-and-roll. Instead, they got an injury-prone weenie who has only played 147 games in 6 […]
In what should have been a harmless interview with a local Cincinnati radio show, West Virginia head coach, Bob Huggins, was asked if he was recruiting any Xavier players from the transfer portal. Again, should’ve been a harmless response to that. Uh, that’s not what happened… ⚠️ Here’s the audio of Bob Huggins calling Xavier […]
Earlier this week, Barstool Sports fired Ben Mintz aka Mintzy after he rapped the n-word on his podcast/radio show thing. Dave Portnoy announced on Twitter that Mintzy no longer worked for the company and went out of his way to let everyone know that he was totally okay with him saying the n-word but Barstool’s […]
Steven Crowder is a failed stand-up comedian turned alt-right podcast loser who streams himself crying and complaining about the snowflake libs who, to him, are the ones crying and complaining about everything. Crowder living in an entirely different reality might explain everything I’m about to describe in this article. This week, Crowder went on his […]
Over the weekend at the Genesis Invitational, Tiger Woods and Justin Thomas had one of the funniest moments in sports history. After driving the ball further, Tiger Woods walked up to Justin Thomas and slipped him a tampon biggest he was playing like a bitch. Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving […]
My favorite fake claim about modern NBA players is how they are not only empowered to take control of their careers but they also now have the freedom to stand up for social causes and change the world. And it’s very easy to claim you want change until that change actually comes to your front […]
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