Jerry Seinfeld has a mediocre TV show or movie or something coming to Netflix this weekend. It’ll be the most average thing ever made and I’ll watch every second of it because I binge everything and immediately run out of shit to consume. Actually, you know what? While we’re all here, let’s watch the trailer […]
On Monday night, the Iowa Hawkeyes beat the LSU Tigers 94-87 to advance to the Final Four of the women’s NCAA March Madness tournament thanks mainly to the LSU head coach, Kim Mulkey, being a woke cuck and taking her team off the court, missing the National Anthem and effectively declaring war on America. You […]
Kim Mulkey is one of the greatest basketball coaches of all time. With a 720-117 win-loss record and 4 national championships, including winning it all last season, Mulkey has established herself as one of the GOATs. Most people know Kim Mulkey from her loud ass outfits—as she can typically be found on the sidelines dressed […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
Moving sucks. Top 5 worst things on the planet. Like, right above seeing your ex with someone far more successful and better looking than you. And when you’re moving, you have to take into consideration the neighborhood you’re moving into. former Giants catcher, Buster Posey, understands this and thinks San Francisco is too crime-ridden for […]
I currently have about $15 in my bank account right now and I’m rounding up to the nearest 15. But there I go bragging about my privilege again. A guy like Indianapolis Colts owner, Jim Irsay, would kill to trade lives with someone like me. In a recent interview with HBO Sports, Jim Irsay spoke […]
This week, Curt Schilling revealed to the world that Tim Wakefield and his wife were both battling cancer—even though the Wakefields did not want the news shared with the entire world yet. Tim didn’t even directly tell Curt he was sick. And before you jump down Schilling’s throat for exposing someone else’s private medical information, […]
Lauren Boebert was minding her own business this week. All she wanted to do was enjoy Beetlejuice the Musical at a local Denver theatre when allllll of a sudden she and her squad were escorted off the premises. Complaints included Boebert being loud, disruptive, singing, dancing and straight-up recording chunks of the musical and I’m […]
It’s important to find common ground with your enemies. Newsmax is a network made to convince elderly white people to be afraid of people who look like me. But Greg Kelly went on his show this week and finally told the truth that I’ve saying about Aaron Rodgers for years. Here’s Greg Kelly explaining his […]
Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension. Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf — Adam […]
Last month, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell ran out of batteries in a press conference that should’ve made everyone step back and move to replace the 81-year-old who looks like he is frequently visited by the ghosts of his dead loved ones. This week, it happened again as an aide had to rush to McConnell’s […]
In October 2020, Donald Trump announced he and his dead-eyed wife had tested positive for Coronavirus. It was one of the most hilarious nights of my life. After spending so much time pretending COVID wasn’t happening as all of our loved ones were attached to ventilators and having their dead bodies piled up in the […]
Sage Steele is on a press tour telling everyone how silenced her voice was at ESPN and how she’s biracial or something. Her message is kind of all over the place but she recently told a story about the late Barbara Walters that has my full attention. Here’s what she told Megyn Kelly in a […]
Singer Baby Storme had a vision for a perfect music video—she and her friends dancing in the local Target—but those dreams became a nightmare when a racist Target employee called the police on her. Here is some of the footage she captured before the pigs came to take a black queen down. Black musical artist […]
Enes Kanter played his final NBA game on February 8th, 2022. He scored 7 points. He was then traded to the Houston Rockets and instantly cut from the roster. No other team would sign him. Earlier in the season, he changed his name to Enes Freedom when he received American citizenship. All of his tweets […]
After 16 unremarkable years at ESPN, Sage Steele is leaving the company so she can continue being a weirdo online without any repercussions. Life update. Having successfully settled my case with ESPN/Disney, I have decided to leave so I can exercise my first amendment rights more freely. I am grateful for so many wonderful experiences […]
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