We are in the midst of a male loneliness epidemic. Now, more than ever, men feel isolated from one another. A true mental health national emergency and the New York Jets attempted to stop Aaron Rodgers and Pat McAfee from hanging out for just a half hour once a week. The Athletic’s Dianna Russini reported […]
The New York Jets just fired their GM, Joe Douglas, 2 days after their 28-27 last-second loss, allowing Anthony Richardsonâwho’s completing less than 50% of his passesâto put up a 106.5 passer rating, basically guaranteeing no one in the Jets building is getting a playoff bonus check in the mail this year. pic.twitter.com/8597Kq3XGM â New […]
I didn’t go out much in college. I somehow snuck into the pre-med program for a science-oriented university in New York. Going to class never made any of my to-do lists since I was pretty much only there to make my parents happy and get out of the house. But then I moved into dorms […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
Every week, Aaron Rodgers appears on the Pat McAfee show to say lame nonsense and every week, he is trending for 24 straight hours as people clutch their pearls pretending as if society will crumble if ESPN allows this show to air next week. Recently, Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Kimmel have been at war because […]
One day I hope to live in a world where a week can go by without Aaron Rodgers saying or doing something strange but unfortunately, this is not that week because Rodgers once again returned to Pat McAfee’s ESPN show to say some weird shit for no reason. Towards the end of his segment, Aaron […]
These days, it feels like sports media ‘stars’ are built by ‘telling it like it really is’ leading to being hated by all sports fans so the clips of your most exaggerated takes and rants get thousands of quote retweets from scrolling sickos like myself dunking on them or praying they are removed from their […]
Four snaps into the 2023 NFL season, Aaron Rodgers tore his achilles. An entire offseason predicting the New York Jets Super Bowl potential with their new star QB ended before I even turned to ESPN for the Monday Night Football game. He did throw one pass though. It was incomplete. Let’s put a pin in […]
It’s important to find common ground with your enemies. Newsmax is a network made to convince elderly white people to be afraid of people who look like me. But Greg Kelly went on his show this week and finally told the truth that I’ve saying about Aaron Rodgers for years. Here’s Greg Kelly explaining his […]
Aaron Rodgers played about 4 minutes of football for the New York Jets before his achilles exploded and his season came to an end. You’d think all those hours he spent getting high in a dark cave would’ve prevented this tragedy but nope, he will be walking with crutches for the remainder of 2023. It’s […]
Aaron Rodgers’s offseason started with him vanishing from the face of the earth for a “darkness retreat” which is a wealthy man’s way of just going to smoke crack in a cave for a while. Plenty of drug addicts have gone missing after a long bender but Rodgers did the fancier version that cost thousands […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Trade compensation, per sources: Jets get: đAaron Rodgers, pick No. 15, a 2023 5th-rd pick (No. 170). Packers get: đPick No. 13, a 2023 2nd-rd pick (No. 42), a 6th-rd pick (No. 207), […]
Aaron Rodgers is dominating the 2023 NFL Offseason and I have some thoughts about all this foolishness… 1. Aaron Rodgers led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory in 2011. 2. He hasn’t been to a Super Bowl since. It’s been 12 fucking years since Aaron Rodgers played in a Super […]
Whenever Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee Show, he reveals something new about himself. Everything I’ve learned about Aaron Rodgers has been against my will. This time, Aaron shared that he’ll be going on a Darkness Retreat during the offseason. Ok. Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s going on an “darkness retreat” in […]
We always want what we can’t have. We’re humans, after all. It’s natural to wonder what your former partner is up to and sometimes with a few drinks, you might convince yourself it’s a good idea to hit them up and check in on them. Davante Adams cannot stop doing that. Last offseason, Davante Adams […]
The New York Jets finished last season 7-10 with a huge question mark around their first-round quarterback Zach Wilson who looked bored out there lobbing beach balls directly into the chest of opposing cornerbacks. No sense of urgency at all. Just vibes. The Jets ranked 29th in points scored but they have just hired a […]
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